True Lies quotes

66 total quotes

Helen Tasker
Juno Skinner
Simon
Spencer Trilby

View Quote BYE!

View Quote Kids - 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery.

View Quote Party Guard: Can I see your invitation?
Harry Tasker: Sure, here's my invitation. [blows shed sky-high]

View Quote Harry? Harry? You do not have time to tango, buddy. You copy?

View Quote I married Rambo!

View Quote Would a spy pee on himself?

View Quote [to Dana, who's wearing a helmet] Yeah, I remember the first time I got shot out of a cannon.

View Quote There is no us, you psychopathic bitch!

View Quote Women. Can't live with 'em. Can't kill 'em.

View Quote Get lost, dipshit.

View Quote My condolences to the widow.

View Quote I'm going to walk right out the front gate.

View Quote Federal officer in pursuit of suspect, sorry.

View Quote DANA!

View Quote The guy is a used car salesman! This just keeps getting better and better! [Harry gives him a dirty look] I'm sorry, Harry, l I know this is hard for you. But you gotta admit if this was me you'd be laughing your ass off!