True Lies quotes
66 total quotesHelen Tasker
Juno Skinner
Simon
Spencer Trilby
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Simon: Looks like she could suck start a leaf blower, Titties that make you want to sit up and ask for buttermilk, ass like a 10 year old boy.
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Harry Tasker: The code name of your assignment will be Boris. And your code name will be...
Helen Tasker: [hopeful] Natasha?
Harry Tasker: No... Doris.
Helen Tasker: [hopeful] Natasha?
Harry Tasker: No... Doris.
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Albert Gibson: [over radio] All right twinkle toes, what's you exit strategy?
Harry Tasker: I'm gonna walk right out of the front gate.
Albert Gibson: [over radio] Ballsy. Stupid but ballsy.
Harry Tasker: I'm gonna walk right out of the front gate.
Albert Gibson: [over radio] Ballsy. Stupid but ballsy.
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[Salim Abu Aziz reveals a nuclear weapon.]
Salim Abu Aziz: Do you know what this is?
Harry Tasker: I know what this is...
[Salim smiles]
Harry Tasker: This is an espresso machine.
[Salim frowns]
Harry Tasker: No, no wait. It's a snow cone maker.
[Salim approaches Harry]
Harry Tasker: Is it a water heater?
Salim Abu Aziz: Do you know what this is?
Harry Tasker: I know what this is...
[Salim smiles]
Harry Tasker: This is an espresso machine.
[Salim frowns]
Harry Tasker: No, no wait. It's a snow cone maker.
[Salim approaches Harry]
Harry Tasker: Is it a water heater?
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Harry Tasker: But what about their husbands?
Simon: Dickless! I mean let's face it, if they were taking care of business, I'd be out of business.
Simon: Dickless! I mean let's face it, if they were taking care of business, I'd be out of business.
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Faisil: They call him the Sand Spider.
Spencer Trilby: Why?
Faisil: Probably because it sounds scary.
Spencer Trilby: Why?
Faisil: Probably because it sounds scary.
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Harry Tasker: The bridge is out!
Helen Tasker: What?
Harry Tasker: The bridge it out!
Helen Tasker: I can't hear you!
[Harry then points at the broken bridge.]
Helen Tasker: [panicing] Oh God! The bridge is out Harry! The bridge is out!
Helen Tasker: What?
Harry Tasker: The bridge it out!
Helen Tasker: I can't hear you!
[Harry then points at the broken bridge.]
Helen Tasker: [panicing] Oh God! The bridge is out Harry! The bridge is out!
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Faisil: [hacking the computer] Yes! Files are unlocked! Fast Faisil strikes again. I'm doing, man! I've got my hand up her skirt and I am goin...
Albert Gibson: Just copy the goddamn files, OK?
Albert Gibson: Just copy the goddamn files, OK?
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Harry Tasker: First I'm gonna use you as a human shield, then I'm gonna kill this guard over there, with the Patterson trocar on the table. Then I was thinking about breaking you neck.
Samir: And how are you going to do all that?
Harry Tasker: You know my handcuffs?
Samir: Hmm...
Harry Tasker: [holds up his hands] I picked them.
Samir: And how are you going to do all that?
Harry Tasker: You know my handcuffs?
Samir: Hmm...
Harry Tasker: [holds up his hands] I picked them.
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30 seconds and counting. Ditch the bitch.
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Harry Tasker: You tell on me, I'll tell on you.
Albert Gibson: What are you talking about? I'm as clean as a preacher's sheets. I'm clean as...
Harry Tasker: What about the time you blew a six-week operation because you were too busy getting a blow job?
Albert Gibson: You knew about that?
Harry Tasker: Uh-huh.
Albert Gibson: What are you talking about? I'm as clean as a preacher's sheets. I'm clean as...
Harry Tasker: What about the time you blew a six-week operation because you were too busy getting a blow job?
Albert Gibson: You knew about that?
Harry Tasker: Uh-huh.
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You aren't her parents anymore, her parents are Axl Rose and Madonna, you can't compete with that kind of bombardment
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Harry Tasker: Ask me a question I would normally lie to.
Helen Tasker: Are we going to die?
Harry Tasker: Yep!
Helen Tasker: Are we going to die?
Harry Tasker: Yep!