I'm not gonna marry you!
Glory Hallelujah.
Bree Osbourne
Felicity Huffman · 22 quotes
Toby
Kevin Zegers · 11 quotes
Calvin
Graham Greene · 3 quotes
Elizabeth Osbourne
3 quotes
Hipi hitch-hiker
Grant Monohon · 1 quote
Most scenes together: Bree Osbourne & Toby (9), Bree Osbourne & Calvin (2), Bree Osbourne & Elizabeth Osbourne (2)
Transamerica quotes
Page 2 of 2I'm out of cigarettes.
Quel dommage.
What's "quel dommage" mean?
It means you're not getting any cigarettes.
Your parents' house is a lot nicer.
My parents' house comes with my parents.
Wayne
School's gonna be closing in about fifteen minutes.
Wayne, this is really hard. Do you think you could give me a hand?
Wayne
Sure - what subject?
After her sister picks a garish outfit for Bree to wear to a family dinner
I'm a level 4 vegan. I don't eat anything that casts a shadow. (A joke, originally made in The Simpsons)
I'm a transsexual - not a transvestite.
I'm from the Church of the Potential Father
My body may be a work in progress, but there's nothing wrong with my soul.
Shit! I mean, darn! I mean, shit!
To Toby when he asks what church she's from