Have you lived all your life in New Mexico?
Calvin Not yet...
Played by Graham Greene 
Transamerica (2005) · 26 quotes
Transamerica (2005) · 26 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Transamerica (2005): in 3 of its 26 quotes
Most scenes with: Bree Osbourne (2)
Scenes with Calvin
3 scenes Calvin Calvin [when Bree coughs after drinking mescal]
That'll put hair on your chest.
How come an Indian wears a cowboy hat?
Calvin Well, I guess it's because it keeps the sun out of my eyes better than a head band and a couple of eagle feathers.