Elizabeth Osbourne quotes from Transamerica (2005)

Look at your life. You've never been able to stick to a decision. I mean, 10 years of college and not a single degree. How do you know you won't change your mind about this, too?

Bree Osbourne

Because I know.

Don't do this awful thing to yourself, please. I miss my son.

Bree Osbourne

Mom, you never had a son.

How can you say such a thing?

Bree Osbourne

Now you know how I felt when you hired those private detectives.

We only tried to do the best for you.

Bree Osbourne

Is that why you tried to have me committed?

You tried to kill yourself!

Bree Osbourne

Because you tried to have me committed!

I don't know why you have to be so emotional.

Bree Osbourne

I am not emotional! [normally] God, my cycle's all out of whack.

You don't have cycles!

Bree Osbourne

Hormones are hormones. Yours and mine just happen to come in purple little pills.

Your mother and I both love you.

But we don't respect you!

There's this scruffy looking kid outside. If he's your boyfriend, I'm totally going to slit my wrists.

That dirty-looking boy who came to the door a second ago is your boyfriend? How old is he?

Bree Osbourne

17.

Oh, my God, Murray, he's underage!

Bree Osbourne

Mom, he's my son.