The Gospel According to Spinal Tap
This pretentious, ponderous group of rock psalms prompts the question "On what day did God create Spinal Tap, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?"
Shark Sandwich
Marty Dibergi
The review you had on Shark Sandwich which was merely a two word review. Just said "Shit Sandwich."
David St. Hubbins
Where did they print that?
Derek Smalls
That's not real, is it?


