Scenes with Tim Robbins
5 scenes
PJ Peter Jennings
Team America has once again pissed off the entire world after blowing up half of Cairo.
Tim Robbins
Let me explain to you how this works. You see, the corporations finance Team America. And then Team America goes out and the corporations sit there in their, ih in their corporation buildings and, and and see that's, they're all corporationy, and they make money. Mhm.
SP Sean Penn
Last year, I went to Iraq. Before Team America showed up, it was a happy place. They had... flowery meadows and rainbow skies and, and rivers made of chocolate where the children danced and laughed and played with gumdrop smiles.
Matt Damon
Matt Damon.
Martin Sheen and Tim Robbins are playing chess]
Joe
Please, mister Sheen, mister Robbins: you don't understand what Kim Jong Il is doing.
MS Martin Sheen
Shuddup! We have explicit instructions to watch you.
Tim Robbins
Yeah, we're supposed to be guarrrds!
MS Martin Sheen
We're guarrds.
Tim Robbins
We're guarrrds, huh? We're guarrrrds!
MS Martin Sheen
We're guarrrrds!
AA All assembled actors
Qapla!
Tim Robbins
[touting a machinegun]
I swear they won't reach the stage!
Tim Robbins
[Tim Robbins kicks Gary down and Martin Sheen strikes Chris with a adjustable wrench]
Actors Out!!
HH Helen Hunt
[Actors drop from above one by one stating their name]
Helen Hunt!
SL Samuel L. Jackson
Samuel Jackson!
Matt Damon
Matt Damon!
SL Samuel L. Jackson
[Kicks Gary while he's still down]
Mother****er!
Tim Robbins
Don't **** move! [Everyone turns to Tim Robbins] Now isn't that a shame. you came so close to stopping peace, but you see: peace - always - finds - a way. Goodbye Team America!
Chris
I've just got one piece of bad news for you, Robbins.
Tim Robbins
What's that?
Chris
I'm a smoker! [Flicks ciggarette at Tim Robbins who subsequently dies a screaming death amidst the flames.]
Other characters in Team America: World Police
