Superbad quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote Seven dollars, what are you 6?

View Quote [While shooting a stop sign, hears police sirens] Oh shit, it's the cops! Bail, bail, bail!

View Quote She looks like she could take a dick.

View Quote [From trailer]
Officer Slater: McLovin?
Officer Michaels: That's such a cool name.
Officer Slater: I know.
Officer Michaels: It sounds like a sexy hamburger.

View Quote [After shooting up the police car] Tight.

View Quote You hit Becca's foot with your dick?

View Quote Do alcoholics get hangovers?

View Quote Wow that's really messed up. Super-gay.

View Quote Nice mullet, asshole.

View Quote [To Nicola on the dance floor] Fogel. Sup?

View Quote [Yelling at Fogel in the bedroom] Sit the **** down! I thought we were friends, and then you go running away from me! We're friends! Why?!

View Quote Wait are you guys still picking me up from work?... Can you answer me?

View Quote Why am I even playing this if I can't beat it?

View Quote [While breaking up a party] Everyone prepare to be ****ed by the long dick of the law!

View Quote McLovin's our friend! We should be guiding his ****, not blocking it.