Superbad quotes

112 total quotes

Evan
Fogell
Main cast

Officer Michaels
Officer Slater
Seth

View Quote Were you violating that girl?! Did you just violate her with your penis?!

View Quote She looks like she could take a dick.

View Quote Seven dollars, what are you 6?

View Quote [While shooting a stop sign, hears police sirens] Oh shit, it's the cops! Bail, bail, bail!

View Quote Do alcoholics get hangovers?

View Quote Nice mullet, asshole.

View Quote Wow that's really messed up. Super-gay.

View Quote [To Nicola on the dance floor] Fogel. Sup?

View Quote You hit Becca's foot with your dick?

View Quote [After shooting up the police car] Tight.

View Quote [Yelling at Fogel in the bedroom] Sit the **** down! I thought we were friends, and then you go running away from me! We're friends! Why?!

View Quote [While breaking up a party] Everyone prepare to be ****ed by the long dick of the law!

View Quote [Watching the police cruiser burn]
Fogell: Can we shoot it?
Officer Michaels: I dunno.
[Offers Fogell his gun]
Officer Michaels: Can you?
[Fogell shoots out a window]
Fogell:Break yo' self fool!
[Fogell empties the rest of the magazine at the car in a frenzy]
Fogel: Tight...

View Quote McLovin's our friend! We should be guiding his ****, not blocking it.

View Quote Wait are you guys still picking me up from work?... Can you answer me?