Superbad quotes

112 total quotes

View Quote [From trailer]
Officer Slater: McLovin?
Officer Michaels: That's such a cool name.
Officer Slater: I know.
Officer Michaels: It sounds like a sexy hamburger.

View Quote She looks like she could take a dick.

View Quote [While shooting a stop sign, hears police sirens] Oh shit, it's the cops! Bail, bail, bail!

View Quote Seven dollars, what are you 6?

View Quote Do alcoholics get hangovers?

View Quote You hit Becca's foot with your dick?

View Quote [After shooting up the police car] Tight.

View Quote Wow that's really messed up. Super-gay.

View Quote [To Nicola on the dance floor] Fogel. Sup?

View Quote Nice mullet, asshole.

View Quote [Yelling at Fogel in the bedroom] Sit the **** down! I thought we were friends, and then you go running away from me! We're friends! Why?!

View Quote [While breaking up a party] Everyone prepare to be ****ed by the long dick of the law!

View Quote [Watching the police cruiser burn]
Fogell: Can we shoot it?
Officer Michaels: I dunno.
[Offers Fogell his gun]
Officer Michaels: Can you?
[Fogell shoots out a window]
Fogell:Break yo' self fool!
[Fogell empties the rest of the magazine at the car in a frenzy]
Fogel: Tight...

View Quote McLovin's our friend! We should be guiding his ****, not blocking it.

View Quote Why am I even playing this if I can't beat it?