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Superbad

Superbad quotes

112 total quotes

Evan
Fogell
Main cast
Officer Michaels
Officer Slater
Seth




View Quote Eh, **** that, we're calling you McLovin!
View Quote Wait are you guys still picking me up from work?... Can you answer me?
View Quote [Sarcastically, when teen opens up door] Oh no, it's the cops.
View Quote The only evidence this is is that you can take a hit like a ****in' champ!
View Quote I can't decide whether I want to subscribe to the Vag-tasic Voyage!
View Quote You bitched out, ****ing Judas!
View Quote Yeah well, at least you got to suck your dad's dick.
View Quote Are the numbers on your side odd or even, McLovin?
View Quote [Walks by the kid Seth and pushes his notebook and his dick drawing off the desk, and it lands near kid Becca]
Kid: Pussy!
View Quote Watch your step, I fell earlier today. Well I was hit by a car, it's a long story.
View Quote [While breaking up a party] I assume you all have guns and crack.
View Quote I joined this class, because I thought I would be working with a partner, but she's never here, and I don't get twice the grades for doing all the work.
View Quote Dicks.. like a man dick?
View Quote Why the **** would it be between that and Muhammed?
View Quote [After Slater and Michaels pretend to arrest Fogel in front of a crowd of teenagers]
Officer Slater: This is gonna get you so much ass.
Fogel: Really?