Superbad quotes

112 total quotes

View Quote [Watching the police cruiser burn]
Fogell: Can we shoot it?
Officer Michaels: I dunno.
[Offers Fogell his gun]
Officer Michaels: Can you?
[Fogell shoots out a window]
Fogell:Break yo' self fool!
[Fogell empties the rest of the magazine at the car in a frenzy]
Fogel: Tight...

View Quote Eh, **** that, we're calling you McLovin!

View Quote [Sarcastically, when teen opens up door] Oh no, it's the cops.

View Quote Yeah well, at least you got to suck your dad's dick.

View Quote I can't decide whether I want to subscribe to the Vag-tasic Voyage!

View Quote The only evidence this is is that you can take a hit like a ****in' champ!

View Quote You bitched out, ****ing Judas!

View Quote Dicks.. like a man dick?

View Quote Watch your step, I fell earlier today. Well I was hit by a car, it's a long story.

View Quote Are the numbers on your side odd or even, McLovin?

View Quote [While breaking up a party] I assume you all have guns and crack.

View Quote One name? What are you trying to be, an Irish R&B singer? Who are you? Seal?

View Quote Why the **** would it be between that and Muhammed?

View Quote I joined this class, because I thought I would be working with a partner, but she's never here, and I don't get twice the grades for doing all the work.

View Quote [Walks by the kid Seth and pushes his notebook and his dick drawing off the desk, and it lands near kid Becca]
Kid: Pussy!