Superbad quotes

112 total quotes

View Quote Seth: Enjoy your remaining years!
Old Lady: I will. Enjoy ****ing Jules!
Seth: I will!

View Quote She's DTF, she's Down To ****, man. P in Vagi.

View Quote Gym Teacher: Seth, get off the field
Seth: [kicks ball into the stands] GOAL!
Gym Teacher: You're getting that!
Seth: No, I'm not!

View Quote Hell yeah, we should get some road beers!

View Quote Spread your shit!

View Quote Shall we get road beers? Yeah? Can I have thirteen beers to go please.

View Quote You used my leg as a tampon!

View Quote Shut the **** up, ****ell!

View Quote See the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my ****.

View Quote I mean just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff and just like wanted to see them. I mean, you know, that's the world I one day want to live in.

View Quote You look like a future pedophile in this picture, number one. Number two, it doesn't even have a first name. It just says "McLovin"!

View Quote Ok calm down... calm down she likes you... she wants to suck on your penis... that's a good thing... It's the best...

View Quote Boop.

View Quote Were you violating that girl?! Did you just violate her with your penis?!

View Quote It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff and I have to hide like every erection I get.