You **** prick!

What?

You bailed on me.

I didn't bail on you.

Yeah, you did. You said you were gonna do something, and you didn't do it. That's "bailing"!

You're the one that drive me to that **** party with those lunatics, man! I didn't bail on you!

You BAILED on me! Okay?! You bailed on me this morning when Jesse spat on me, and you're bailing on me next year!

The fu— [scoffs] It finally comes out. That's good, man.

We were supposed to go to college together, Evan. Since we were little kids, since elementary school, that's all we ever talked about was US going to college together, and you got into **** DARTMOUTH!

You're making me feel like I'm a bad guy! Like, w-what am I, uh...? I didn't do anything wrong. I got into a good school!

How the **** am I supposed to get into Dartmouth? You KNEW I couldn't get into Dartmouth—

How **** selfish are you?! You had no problem letting Fogell take the fall back there. You obviously don't want me going to a good school.

****, man!

So what the **** do you want?! I'm not gonna let you slow me down anymore, Seth!

[in shock]

What are you saying?

I've wasted the last three years of my life sitting around talking BULLSHIT with you, man! Instead of chasing girls and making friends, I've just sat around wasting all my time with you! And now because of you, I'm going to college a **** friendless virgin!

Is this about Becca? Is this about some girl, man?

I like her!

Who gives a ****? She's a **** girl! What, are you gonna go out with her for two years? What about after that?

**** you, man! You're a piece of shit.

**** you! And next time you're pissed off about something, don't keep it inside for ten years! Say it like a **** man! [punches Evan]

Don't touch me.

**** you!