Super Troopers quotes

View Quote I guess that's it for the old locker. She stinks like ass but I'll still miss her. I guess you could say that about all my girls.

View Quote I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn liter o' cola!

View Quote What size cells are these? Eight by eight? Ours are nine by nine... no big deal.

View Quote German Man: I'm sorry officer for the speeding violation, I'm so used to driving on the autobahn.
German Woman: Ich finde er sieht auf Shaun Cassidy schön. [I think he looks like Shaun Cassidy.]
German Man: Ja, das finde ich, yummi yummi. [I think so too, yummi yummi.]
Rabbit: Do you know why I pulled you over?
German Man: Because we were going way too fast.
Rabbit: Ja.
German Man: Ja. Well the thing is I cannot afford to have another ticket on mein Porsche. Is there something I could do for you, or perhaps something my wife could do? Perhaps there is something you would like to do to her?
German Woman: Maybe some hard spanking und cuffing is in order.

View Quote YOU BOYS LIKE MEX-E-CO?!?! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

View Quote (Cross-eyed and with slight lisp) Do we look like the two dumbest guys in the world to you? Is that why you treat us with such disrespect?

View Quote GOOD ENOUGH TO **** YOUR MOTHER!!!!!!!!

View Quote You're gonna feel a little pinch

View Quote Three... Two... One... Do It

View Quote How's it going Denim Dan? You look like the president, chairman, and CEO of Levi Straus. Hey where'd you get the Canadian tuxedo?

View Quote License and registration ... CHICKEN ****ER!

View Quote Stop calling me radio, unit 91!

View Quote Anybody want cream.......anyone? Any cream........ ok, no cream!

View Quote WAIT, that one is Rabbit's. (Rabbit replies: Oh look, a bar of soap.) oh shit, I got you good you ****er!

View Quote I'm all highway!