Thorny Who wants a moustache ride?
Played by Jay Chandrasekhar 
Super Troopers (2001) · 69 quotes
Super Troopers (2001) · 69 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Super Troopers (2001): in 15 of its 69 quotes
Most scenes with: Captain O'Hagen (5), Foster (3), Farva (2)
Mother of God.
More lines from Thorny
8 quotes Thorny Thorny I am all that is MAN!
Thorny OH, this little guy? I wouldn't worry about this little guy.
Thorny It stinks like sex in here
Thorny Where you boys heading.....Canada Eh....Almost made it
Thorny What? They can't lump us in with that ****in' Martian.
Thorny 'Some male figure'? I'm his dad!
Thorny [Messing around with a photo on the station computer]
Enhance... Enhance... Enhance...
Scenes with Thorny
6 scenes
Aw, Mac, you ****er!
Gree-tings. (Laughs) You guys are too slow.
You killed my dummy.
Thorny Mac, now I'm going to pay you. But I shouldn't, 'cause I knew it was you the whole time.
Aw, Thorny, don't lie in front of the rookie. It sets a bad example.
Thorny Foster, where are your shoes?
What, are you the shoe police now?
Thorny I am, and you owe me 20 laps around the bar. Lets go.
Your black magic only works on the rookie.
Thorny That's brown magic.
I just got off the phone with Tom McCardle From the budget committee. This thing with Farva screwed our pooch.
Thorny What? They can't lump us in with that ****in' Martian.
We're all in the same boat, fellas.
But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun.
Thorny Yeah, his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
Which wouldn't make them shenanigans, at all, really.
I swear to God, I'll pistol whip the next guy that says 'shenanigans!'
Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
You mean Shenanigan's?
Mac, Foster and Thorny
Oh, no! (Laughing) (Mac hands O'Hagen his gun.)
You're talking about Shenanigan's, right?
Thorny Son do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver
Uhhh...
Thorny Littering and... Littering and... Littering and... [the rest of the car joins in, cauisng the kid in the back to freak out from the echoes] smoking the reefer. [holds up bag of marijuana]
Driver
Oh, officer, thats not ours.
Kid in back
[deep groan]
Candy bars.
Thorny Now to teach you boys a lesson, me and officer Rabbit are going to stand here while you boys smoke the whole bag.
Kid in Back
Please, no.
Please, yes.
Dimpus Burger Guy Uhh, right. Beverage?
Farva Gimme a liter o' cola
Dimpus Burger Guy (into the mic) Liter Cola? Do we sell Liter Cola?
Thorny Will you just order a large, Farva.
I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn liter o' cola!
Dimpus Burger Guy (to Farva) I don't know what that is!
Farva (enraged and grabbing the Dimpus Burger Guy) Liter is french for give me my ****in' cola before I break vous ****in' lip!
Rabbit Wait, so the local cops are selling Afghany grass to the Canadians? Assholes.
Thorny No Rabbit, it's coming in from Canada.
Rabbit Ah! Canadian grass. (nods) Assholes.
Thorny The local mothers are running protection for 'em.
Rabbit Oh. I guess I'm the asshole then...
Thorny License and registration.
Driver
Uh, Officer, I know that-
Thorny License and registration, please.
Driver
The regis-
Thorny You know how fast you were goin'?
Driver
What?
How fast you were goin'?
Driver
Uh, 65?
Thorny 63.
Driver
Officer, isn't-- isn't the speed limit 65?
Thorny Yeah, it is. Where you boys headed?
Passenger
Canada.
Driver
C-- Canada. We're goin' over the border to Canada for some french fries and gravy, sir.
Thorny Canada, huh? Almost made it. [pause] Are you okay?
Driver
Yeah, sure.
Thorny Yes, sir?
Driver
Yes, sir.
Thorny Now, did you say, 'Yes, sir'?
I think he said, 'Yeah, sure.'
Passenger
What'd you say, man?
Driver
Well, I said, 'Yeah, sure,' but what, literally, I said was, 'Yeah, sure, sir.'
Thorny So you are okay then?
Driver
Yes, sir.
Thorny You smell somethin', Rabbit?
