Farva I guess that's it for the old locker. She stinks like ass but I'll still miss her. I guess you could say that about all my girls.
Played by Kevin Heffernan 
Super Troopers (2001) · 69 quotes
Super Troopers (2001) · 69 quotes
Most-quoted character in Super Troopers (2001): in 25 of its 69 quotes
Most scenes with: Captain O'Hagen (6), Mac (3), Thorny (2)
How's it going Denim Dan? You look like the president, chairman, and CEO of Levi Straus. Hey where'd you get the Canadian tuxedo?
More lines from Farva
17 quotes Farva Farva License and registration ... CHICKEN ****ER!
Farva Stop calling me radio, unit 91!
Farva Anybody want cream.......anyone? Any cream........ ok, no cream!
Farva WAIT, that one is Rabbit's. (Rabbit replies: Oh look, a bar of soap.) oh shit, I got you good you ****er!
Farva I'm all highway!
Farva No, its powdered sugar................Its delicious!
Farva Does that look like spit to you? AHHH **** it!
Farva Can I get a liter o' cola?
Farva It's French for give me some ****in' cola or I'll break vous ****in' lips!!!!
Farva I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn liter o' cola!
Farva I just lost a buck...to myself!
Farva What the crap, how come nobody called me?
Farva But, Chief, you know I'm not a pro-union guy.
Farva THATS MY CAR! THATS MY GIRL!
Farva I'll take six schlitzes... or whatever's free.
Farva I gotta bust criminals! It's what I gotta do!
Scenes with Farva
7 scenes
Oh look, a bar of soap.
Farva Oh ho ho, Shit I got you good you ****er!
I just got off the phone with Tom McCardle From the budget committee. This thing with Farva screwed our pooch.
What? They can't lump us in with that ****in' Martian.
We're all in the same boat, fellas.
But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun.
Yeah, his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
Which wouldn't make them shenanigans, at all, really.
I swear to God, I'll pistol whip the next guy that says 'shenanigans!'
Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva You mean Shenanigan's?
Mac, Foster and Thorny
Oh, no! (Laughing) (Mac hands O'Hagen his gun.)
Farva You're talking about Shenanigan's, right?
Police Chief Grady I'm sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure.
Farva It's powdered sugar.
Police Chief Grady The lice ... hate the sugar. So anyway ...
Farva [Interrupting]
It's delicious.
Come in Radio.
Farva Don't call me Radio, Unit 91.
Don't call me Unit 91, Radio.
Farva ...Are we done?
Yeah okay Radio. We got a suspicious vehicle, White Caprice, Vermont Plates, Tijuana, Gringo, Oner, Fiver, Zero
Farva Roger, checking...Unit 91 that license plate belongs to a local Spurburry police vehicle.
It does?! OH MY GOD!!!
Farva ...Very funny 91.
Farva Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Dimpus Burger Guy [into microphone]
Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Dimpus Burger Guy No, I just told him that so he makes it good. [into microphone] Don't spit in that cop's burger.
Farva:' Yeah, thanks.
Second Dimpus Guy
Roger, holding the spit.
Dimpus Burger Guy Uhh, right. Beverage?
Farva Gimme a liter o' cola
Dimpus Burger Guy (into the mic) Liter Cola? Do we sell Liter Cola?
Will you just order a large, Farva.
Farva I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn liter o' cola!
Dimpus Burger Guy (to Farva) I don't know what that is!
Farva (enraged and grabbing the Dimpus Burger Guy) Liter is french for give me my ****in' cola before I break vous ****in' lip!
Rabbit Wait, so the local cops are selling Afghany grass to the Canadians? Assholes.
Thorny No Rabbit, it's coming in from Canada.
Rabbit Ah! Canadian grass. (nods) Assholes.
Thorny The local mothers are running protection for 'em.
Rabbit Oh. I guess I'm the asshole then...
[Captain O'Hagen is watching security camera footage from the Dimpus Burger that Farva and Thorny recently visited. An enraged Farva repeatedly attacks the Dimpus Burger Guy with food, cups, etc. despite the efforts of Thorny and Dimpus Burger employees to restrain him.]
O'Hagen: That's it- you're off the road, never again.
Farva Sir, it was not my fault!
O'Hagen: And neither was the Goddamn school bus! You know, there was a time we'd take a guy like you out back and beat you with a hose; now you got your Goddamn unions.
Farva Cap, you know I'm not a pro-union guy.
O'Hagen: And you're banned from Dimpus Burger!
Farva Damn!
O'Hagen: Get some gloves. From now on, you're my cleaning lady. BEAT IT!
