Foster Hey there Charlie's Angel.
Played by Paul Soter 
Super Troopers (2001) · 69 quotes
Super Troopers (2001) · 69 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Super Troopers (2001): in 9 of its 69 quotes
Most scenes with: Captain O'Hagen (3), Thorny (3), Mac (3)
It might have been my sixth, or even my seventh sense.
More lines from Foster
4 quotes Foster Foster What size cells are these? Eight by eight? Ours are nine by nine... no big deal.
Foster You killed my dummy.
Foster Oh, biker... I'm an idiot. [when Foster realizes that he misunderstood Ursula's disguise suggestion and dressed as a bicyclist]
Scenes with Foster
4 scenes Foster Aw, Mac, you ****er!
Gree-tings. (Laughs) You guys are too slow.
Foster You killed my dummy.
Mac, now I'm going to pay you. But I shouldn't, 'cause I knew it was you the whole time.
Aw, Thorny, don't lie in front of the rookie. It sets a bad example.
Foster, where are your shoes?
Foster What, are you the shoe police now?
I am, and you owe me 20 laps around the bar. Lets go.
Foster Your black magic only works on the rookie.
That's brown magic.
I just got off the phone with Tom McCardle From the budget committee. This thing with Farva screwed our pooch.
What? They can't lump us in with that ****in' Martian.
We're all in the same boat, fellas.
But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun.
Yeah, his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
Foster Which wouldn't make them shenanigans, at all, really.
I swear to God, I'll pistol whip the next guy that says 'shenanigans!'
Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
You mean Shenanigan's?
Mac, Foster and Thorny
Oh, no! (Laughing) (Mac hands O'Hagen his gun.)
You're talking about Shenanigan's, right?
[Foster and Mac have pulled a man over for speeding and are deciding what game to play]
All right, how about "Cat Game?"
Foster Cat Game? What's the record?
Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
Foster Ten? Starting right 'meow?'
Larry Johnson [Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side]
Sorry about the...
Foster All right meow. Hand over your license and registration.
Foster [the man hands him his license]
Your registration? Hurry up meow.
Larry Johnson [Mac ticks off two fingers]
Sorry.
Foster [the man laughs a little]
Is there something funny here boy?
Larry Johnson Oh, no.
Foster Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?
Foster [pause]
All right meow, where were we?
Larry Johnson Excuse me, are you saying meow?
Foster Am I saying meow?
Larry Johnson [Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one]
I thought...
Foster Don't think boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going?
Foster [man laughs]
Meow what is so damn funny?
Larry Johnson I could have sworn you said meow.
Foster Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree?
Foster [Mac is gut-busting laughing]
Am I drinking milk from a saucer?
Foster [feigned anger]
Do you see me eating mice?!
Foster [Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now]
You stop laughing right meow!
Larry Johnson [Stops and swallows hard]
Yes sir.
Foster Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. It's the law.
Foster [rips off the ticket and hands it to the man]
Not so funny meow, is it?
Foster [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows]
Meow!
