Rabbit You are freakin' out....man.
Played by Erik Stolhanske 
Super Troopers (2001) · 69 quotes
Super Troopers (2001) · 69 quotes
6th most-quoted character in Super Troopers (2001): in 8 of its 69 quotes
Most scenes with: Captain O'Hagen (3), Thorny (2)
What, are you gonna light my ass on fire?
More lines from Rabbit
3 quotes Rabbit Rabbit I . . . guess I'll go take a shower then . . .
Rabbit [After Thorny says, "You smell somethin', Rabbit?"]
*Sniffs* Fear.
Scenes with Rabbit
4 scenes Rabbit Oh look, a bar of soap.
Oh ho ho, Shit I got you good you ****er!
Son do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver
Uhhh...
Littering and... Littering and... Littering and... [the rest of the car joins in, cauisng the kid in the back to freak out from the echoes] smoking the reefer. [holds up bag of marijuana]
Driver
Oh, officer, thats not ours.
Kid in back
[deep groan]
Candy bars.
Now to teach you boys a lesson, me and officer Rabbit are going to stand here while you boys smoke the whole bag.
Kid in Back
Please, no.
Rabbit Please, yes.
German Man I'm sorry officer for the speeding violation, I'm so used to driving on the autobahn.
German Woman Ich finde er sieht auf Shaun Cassidy schön. [I think he looks like Shaun Cassidy.]
German Man Ja, das finde ich, yummi yummi. [I think so too, yummi yummi.]
Rabbit Do you know why I pulled you over?
German Man Because we were going way too fast.
Rabbit Ja.
German Man Ja. Well the thing is I cannot afford to have another ticket on mein Porsche. Is there something I could do for you, or perhaps something my wife could do? Perhaps there is something you would like to do to her?
German Woman Maybe some hard spanking und cuffing is in order.
License and registration.
Driver
Uh, Officer, I know that-
License and registration, please.
Driver
The regis-
You know how fast you were goin'?
Driver
What?
Rabbit How fast you were goin'?
Driver
Uh, 65?
63.
Driver
Officer, isn't-- isn't the speed limit 65?
Yeah, it is. Where you boys headed?
Passenger
Canada.
Driver
C-- Canada. We're goin' over the border to Canada for some french fries and gravy, sir.
Canada, huh? Almost made it. [pause] Are you okay?
Driver
Yeah, sure.
Yes, sir?
Driver
Yes, sir.
Now, did you say, 'Yes, sir'?
Rabbit I think he said, 'Yeah, sure.'
Passenger
What'd you say, man?
Driver
Well, I said, 'Yeah, sure,' but what, literally, I said was, 'Yeah, sure, sir.'
So you are okay then?
Driver
Yes, sir.
You smell somethin', Rabbit?
Rabbit [Sniffs]
Fear.
