I'm sorry officer for the speeding violation, I'm so used to driving on the autobahn.

Ich finde er sieht auf Shaun Cassidy schön. [I think he looks like Shaun Cassidy.]

Ja, das finde ich, yummi yummi. [I think so too, yummi yummi.]

Do you know why I pulled you over?

Because we were going way too fast.

Ja.

Ja. Well the thing is I cannot afford to have another ticket on mein Porsche. Is there something I could do for you, or perhaps something my wife could do? Perhaps there is something you would like to do to her?

Maybe some hard spanking und cuffing is in order.