Beerfest (2006) · 15 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Beerfest (2006): in 4 of its 15 quotes
Barry Badrinath Hey Todd, about the old girlfriend, can we bury the hatchet, buddy?
I don't know.
Barry Badrinath I mean it was a one night stand, right? I mean she wasn't even that good looking. A real dead fish, right? She just laid there and took it like a plastic **** doll.
I happened to have MARRIED that plastic **** doll!!!
Barry Badrinath was in Thailand, playing Ping-Pong in Ding Dang. I was in a real high-stakes game in some opium den. Turned out the guys I was playing aren't the kind of guys who like to lose. After I beat them... they beat me. Worked me over pretty good..... Aaaand this is hard to say... but they held me down... and they shoved a ping pong paddle up my ass. It's never been the same. I'm damaged goods.
Charlie "Fink" Finklestein Ah geeze Barry! I don't know what I'd do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass!
Barry Badrinath It wasn't the handle! I've been shitting pancakes ever since!
Great Gam Gam You and I are not so different Mr. Badrinath. I've had all kinds of things shoved up my ass. But you know what I did? I got over it!
Pim Scutney You're all fur-coat and no trousers you are!
Fink I'm sorry, one more time.
Rog Gobshire Shove off! We're gon' put the skittahs in your allan wickahs you plonker!!
Barry Badrinath Do you know what he's saying?
Barry Badrinath What do you think about that, ****head?
Hammacher What do you think about that, head****??
Barry Badrinath It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ...
What's a ZJ?
Barry Badrinath If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Steve "Fink" Finklestein I've got $4.
