“The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria. I'll do you in the bottom while...” – Brennan, Step Brothers ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Step Brothers 2008

Brennan

(While playing Brennan & Dale's music video "Boats 'N Hoes")

The Nina, the Pinta, the Santa Maria. I'll do you in the bottom while you're drinking sangria!

Dale

Nachos and Lemonheads...

Both

...on my dad's boat!

Dale

You won't go down, 'cause my dick can float!

Brennan

We sail around the world, and go port to port. Every time I "****" I produce a quart.

Nancy

That is offensive, Brennan, Dale.

Brennan

Deadliest Catch without the crabs, we're almost out of gas...

Both

Call the Arabs!

Background voice

Boats and hoes, boats and hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes...

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Brennan Huff Will Ferrell More Brennan quotes →

Dale John C. Reilly More Dale quotes →

Nancy Mary Steenburgen More Nancy quotes →

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