“Dad. We're men, okay? That means a few things; we like to shit with...” – Dale, Step Brothers ... Movie Quotes Database

Dale

Dad. We're men, okay? That means a few things; we like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we like to go on riverboat gambling trips, and we make our own beef jerky. That's what we do. And now that is all wrecked.

Robert

(Thinks for a minute)

We literally have never done any of those things.

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Dale John C. Reilly More Dale quotes →

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