“Dad, I can't believe you're being so stingy!” – Dale, Step Brothers ... Movie Quotes Database

Dale

(Robert is furious at Dale and Brennan for destroying his boat as they all come back home from Derek's birthday party.)

Dad, I can't believe you're being so stingy!

Nancy

Robert, come back down!

Brennan

It's a simple business decision!

Robert

You jagaloons! You're failures! FAILURES!

Brennan

Hey, you listen to me, you geriatric ****! Two things! You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother! She's a saint! And then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for $10,000!

Nancy

Oh, stop it.

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Brennan Huff Will Ferrell More Brennan quotes →

Dale John C. Reilly More Dale quotes →

Nancy Mary Steenburgen More Nancy quotes →

Robert Richard Jenkins More Robert quotes →

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