[The four boys begin following the tracks]
Well, what do we need a pistol for anyway?
It's spooky sleeping out at night in the woods. We might even see a bear.
Gordie Or a garbage can.
What do we need a comb for?
Well, if we get on TV, we wanna look good, don't we?
Gordie That's a lot of thinking, Vern.
Two for flinching. [punches Vern in the arm twice]
[The boys stop and stare into the distance]
How far do you think it's gonna be?
[exhales]
If we follow the tracks all the way into Harlow, it'd be about 20 miles. Sound about right to you, Gordie?
Gordie Yeah. Yeah, it might even be 30.
Gee, maybe we should just hitchhike.
Why not? We could go out to Route 7 to the Shiloh Church, then down the Back Harlow Road. We'll be there by sundown.
Did your mother ever have any kids that lived?
Hey, I'm kinda hungry. Who's got the food?
Oh, shit! Did anybody bring anything?
Not me. Gordie? [Gordie shakes his head]
Oh, well, this is great! What are we supposed to do, eat our feet?
You mean, you didn't bring anything either?!
Shit, this wasn't my idea, it was Vern's idea! [to Vern] Why didn't you bring something?!
What am I supposed to do, think of everything?! I brought the comb!
Oh, great, you brought the comb! What do you need a comb for?! You don't even have any hair!
I brought it for you guys...
Gordie HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY! Let's see how much money we got. [the boys sit down to count their money] Okay, I got $1.02. [Chris and Teddy hand Gordie their money] 68 cents from Chris. 60 cents from Teddy. [Vern hands Gordie his money; he looks at Vern in disbelief] Seven cents, Vern?
I haven't found my pennies yet.
Gordie Well, 2.37's not bad. Quidaciolu's is at the end of that little road that goes by the junkyard. I think we can get some stuff there.
Gordie Hey, Vern, looks like your mom's been out driving again.
That's so funny, I forgot to laugh.
Stand back, men! Paratroops, over the side! [the boys toss their bags over the fence, then begin scaling it]
[voiceover]
"No trespassing" was enforced by Milo Pressman, the junkman, and his dog, Chopper, the most feared and least seen dog in Castle Rock. Legend had it that Milo had trained Chopper, not just to sic, but to sic specific parts of the human anatomy. Thus, a kid, who had illegally scaled the junkyard fence, might hear the dread cry, "Chopper, sic balls." But right now, neither the dread, Chopper, nor Milo was anywhere in sight.
Have you guys been watching The Mickey Mouse Club lately? I think Annette's tits are getting bigger.
Gordie Yeah, I've been noticing lately that the "A"and the "E" are starting to bend around the sides.
Annette's tits are great.
This is a really good time.
[voiceover]
Vern didn't just mean being off limits inside the junkyard, or fudging on our folks, or going on a hike up the railroad tracks to Harlow. He meant those things, but it seems to me now it was more and that we all knew it. Everything was there and around us. We knew exactly who we were and exactly where we were going. It was grand.
[Teddy spits water at Vern; Gordie and Chris laugh]
Great! Spit at the fat kid. Real good. What time is it, Gordie?
Gordie Um... [checks his watch] It's 1:15.
We better go get the food. Junkyard opens at 3:00. Chopper will be here.
[to Vern]
You go. You can pick us up on the way back.
I'm not going alone. We should all go.
Gordie Yeah, man, I'm not goin'. I'm not goin' all the way out there.
Girls, girls, girls, cool it. We'll flip for it.
Gordie Okay, odd man goes?
That's you, Gordie, odd as a cod.
Gordie [to Chris]
Flip or eat lead.
[The four boys flip their coins, and all have landed tails up]
Four tails! Oh, Jesus, man, that's a goocher.
Oh, come on, Vern. That doesn't mean anything. Let's go again.
No, man, a goocher. That's really bad. Remember when Clint Bracken and those guys got wiped out on Weed Hill in Durham? Billy told me they was flippin' for beers, and they came up with a goocher before they got into the car. And bang! They all got totaled! I don't like this, man, sincerely.
Vern-o, nobody believes that crap about moons and goochers. It's baby stuff! Now come on, flip again. [to Vern] You gonna flip, or not?
[They flip their coins again, and this time all show tails except for Gordie]
You lose, Gordie! [cackles] Gordie loses! Oh, Gordie just screwed the pooch! [laughs]
Gordie Does the word "****" mean anything to you?
Gordie, go and get the provisions, you morphadite!
Gordie Don't call me any of your mother's pet names.
[Gordie gets up to leave]
What a wet end you are, Lachance!
Gordie Shut up!
VC Vern, Chris, and Teddy
I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up! [They point at each other's open mouths making gagging sounds]
Gordie And then your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up.
VC Vern, Chris, and Teddy
Ooh!
[voiceover]
Finding new and, preferably, disgusting ways to degrade a friend's mother was always held in high regard.
M Milo
HEY! Hey, you kid! What are you doing there?! Come over here! [Gordie starts running] You! You come back here! COME BACK HERE, GODDAMMIT! I'LL SIC MY DOG ON YOU!
VC Vern, Chris, and Teddy
RUN, GORDIE, RUN! RUN, GORDIE!
M Milo
Chopper! Sic him! Sic him, boy!
[voiceover]
Now he said, "Sic him, boy." But what I heard was, "Chopper, sic balls."
Gordie [Gordie keeps running and starts screaming as Chopper goes after him. Gordie scales the fence and Chopper tries to jump after him. The boys are surprised by Chopper's appearance]
That's Chopper?
[voiceover]
Chopper was my first lesson in the vast difference between myth and reality.
Come on, Choppy! Kiss my ass, Choppy, kiss my ass! Come on! [Chopper starts biting Teddy's shirt] Bite shit!
Gordie Come on, Choppy! Sic balls, Choppy!
M Milo
Hey, you kids! STOP TEASING THAT DOG! YA HEAR ME?! STOP TEASING HIM! [to Teddy] Sonny, I'm gonna beat your ass, teasing my dog like that!
Yeah? I'd like to see you try to climb over this fence and get me, fat-ass!
M Milo
Don't you call me that, you little tin weasel. Peckerwood loony's son.
M Milo
I know who you are. You're Teddy Duchamp. Your dad's a loony. A loony up in the nuthouse at Togus. He took your ear and he put it to a stove and he burnt it off.
My father stormed the beach at Normandy.
M Milo
He's crazier than a shithouse rat. No wonder you're acting the way you are, with a loony for a father!
You call my dad a loony again, and I'll kill you.
M Milo
[mockingly]
Loony, loony, loony.
[yells and jumps on the fence]
I'M GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!!!! I'M GONNA KILL HIM!!!! [the other boys restrain him]
M Milo
You come on and try it, you little slimy bastard!
He wants you to go over there so he can beat the piss out of you and then take you to the cops!
M Milo
You watch your mouth, smart guy! Let him do his own fighting!
Gordie Sure, you only outweigh him by 500 pounds, fat-ass!
M Milo
I know your name. You're Lachance. I know all you guys. And all your fathers are gonna get a call from me, except for the loony up in Togus.
[lunges again, but the others restrain him again]
I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!
M Milo
You little foul-mouthed whoremaster!
YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'LL KILL YOU! [the boys begin walking away]
M Milo
Come back here! Come back here, you hear me?!
Nobody ranks out my old man!
My father stormed the beach at Normandy!
M Milo
I said come back here!
HE STORMED THE BEACH, YOU ****!
I mean, you could be a real writer someday, Gordie.
Gordie **** writing! I don't wanna be a writer. It's stupid. It's a stupid wasted time!
Gordie Bullshit!
Bulltrue! I know how your dad feels about you, he doesn't give a shit about you. Denny was the one he cared about, and don't try to tell me different! You're just a kid, Gordie...
Gordie Oh, gee, thanks, Dad!
I wish the hell I was your dad. You wouldn't be going around talking about taking these stupid shop courses if I was. It's like God gave you something man. All those stories that you can make up, and He said, "This is what we got for you kid, try not to lose it." But kids lose everything unless there's someone there to look out for them. And if your parents are too **** up to do it, then maybe I should.
Come on, you guys, let's get moving!
Yeah, by the time we get there, the kid won't even be dead anymore.
[The boys have come across a train trestle, and are contemplating crossing it.]
Any of you guys know when the next train is due?
We could go down to the Route 136 bridge.
What are you, crazy? That's five miles down the river! You walk five miles down the river, you gotta walk five miles back. that could take 'til dark. We go across here, we could get to the same place in ten minutes.
Yeah, but if a train comes, there's nowheres to go.
Hell, there isn't. You just jump.
Look, you guys can go around if you want. I'm crossing here. And while you guys are dragging your candy asses halfway across the state and back, I'll be waiting for you on the other side, relaxing with my thoughts.
Gordie Do you use your left hand or your right hand for that?
[They start crossing the bridge; Gordie feels the tracks for any vibrations given off by trains; Vern cautiously crawls along the tracks with Gordie walking behind him and the comb falls out of his shirt pocket into the river] [disappointedly]
I lost the comb.
Gordie Forget it, Vern. [they continue walking along; Gordie suddenly hears a distant sound and looks back the way they came; he then feels the tracks again, and as he does so, he hears a chugging sound; he looks back in the opposite direction again and sees black smoke coming up from the trees; realizing a train is coming, Gordie stands up to alert the others] TRAAAAIN!!! [Chris and Teddy turn around just in time to see a train coming around the corner from the opposite end of the bridge]
Oh, shit! [crawls as fast as he can]
[to Teddy]
Move it, man! Go on, move it!
Gordie [furious with desperation]
Get up, Vern! Damn it! GET UP! [gets Vern on his feet as the train starts to come onto the bridge] MOVE IT! [Vern immediately cowers] Shit, Vern! Get up! Come on, man!
I don't wanna! We're gonna fall!
Gordie [looking back at the oncoming train]
WE'RE GONNA DIE, DAMN IT! GET UP!!!! [Vern gets to his feet] GO! GO! [the two run as fast as they can]
Gordie DAMN IT, VERN, GO FASTER!!!!
Gordie Go! [the train gets closer to Gordie and Vern]
Run! Run! [he and Teddy get off to the side of the tracks as the train gets just inches away from Gordie and Vern] Run. Run, man! Move your ass, man!
Gordie Move it! Move it! Go, Vern! Come on, man! Vern! Go!
CA Chris and Teddy
Run! Goddamn it! Run!
Gordie RUN, VERN! [Chris and Teddy watch with horror; Gordie, thinking quickly, grabs Vern, and the two jump off the side of the bridge just as the train is about to hit them; as the train passes, Chris and Teddy run over to the end of the bridge and see Gordie and Vern disheveled but unharmed]
Hey, at least now we know when the next train was due.
Gordie Maybe you could come into the college courses with me.
Yeah right, that'll be the day.
Gordie Why not? You're smart enough.
Gordie What do you mean?
It's what everyone thinks of my family in this town. It's what they think of me. I'm just one of those low-life Chambers kids.
Gordie That's not true.
Oh wait, it is. No one even asked me if I took the milk money that time. I just got a three day vacation.
Gordie Did you take it?
Yeah, I took it! I mean, you knew I took it. Teddy knew I took it. Everyone knew I took it. Even Vern knew it, I think. But maybe I was sorry and I tried to give it back.
Gordie You tried to give it back?
Maybe. Just maybe. And maybe I took it to Old Lady Simmons and told her, and the money was all there. But I still got a three day vacation because it never showed up. And maybe the next week, Old Lady Simmons had this new suit on when she came to school.
Gordie Yeah, yeah! It was brown and it had dots on it.
Yeah. So let's just say that I stole the milk money, but Old Lady Simmons stole it back from me. Just say that I told this story. Me, Chris Chambers. Kid brother to Eyeball Chambers. Do you think that anyone would've believed it?
Gordie No.
And do you think that that bitch would have dared try something like that if it had been one of those douchebags from up on the view, if they had taken the money?
Gordie No way!
Hell no! But with me?... I'm sure she had her eye on that skirt for a long time. Anyway, she saw her chance, and she took it. I was the stupid one for even trying to give it back. [begins to cry] I just never thought a teacher... Oh, who gives a **** anyway? I just wish... that I could go some place... where nobody knows me. I guess I'm just a pussy, huh?
Gordie [comforting]
No way. No way.
Gordie [to himself]
Why did you have to die?
What's the matter with Gordie?
Nothing. Why don't you guys just go for some long branches, okay?
Gordie [Chris sits beside Gordie.]
Why did he have to die, Chris? Why did Denny have to die? Why?
Gordie It should have been me.
Gordie It should have been me.
Gordie I'm no good. My dad said it, I'm no good.
Gordie He hates me.
Gordie [begins to cry]
He hates me.
No, he just doesn't know you.
Gordie He hates me. My dad hates me. He hates me oh oh God. [cries]
You're gonna be a great writer someday, Gordie. You might even write about us guys if you ever get hard up for material.
Gordie Guess I'd have to be really hard up, huh?
Gordie [after shooting a gun into the air]
You're not taking him. An' nobody is taking him.
A Ace
Come on kid, just give me the gun before you take your foot off. You ain't got the sack to shoot a woodchuck.
Gordie Move Ace. I'll kill you I swear to God.
A Ace
Come on, Lachance, gimme the gun. You must have at least some of your brother's good sense.
Gordie [quietly, aiming the gun at Ace]
Suck my fat one, you cheap dime-store hood.
A Ace
[mocking]
What are you gonna do, shoot us all?
Gordie No, Ace. Just you.
I'm never gonna get out of this town am I, Gordie?
Gordie You can do anything you want, man.
Yeah, sure. Give me some skin.
Gordie I'll see ya.
[voiceover]
Chris did get out. He enrolled in the college courses with me, and although it was hard, he gutted it out like he always did. He went on to college and eventually became a lawyer. Last week, he entered a fast food restaurant. Just ahead of him, two men got into an argument; one of them pulled a knife. Chris, who'd always made the best peace, tried to break it up. He was stabbed in the throat. He died almost instantly.
About Stand by Me (film)[edit]
Gordie [a montage of scenes as they hike]
Alright, alright, Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog. What's Goofy?
If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy-Pez. Cherry-flavored Pez. No question about it.
Goofy's a dog. He's definitely a dog.
Gordie I knew the $64,000 question was fixed. There's no way anybody could know that much about opera!
He can't be a dog. He drives a car and wears a hat.
Gordie Wagon Train's a really cool show, but did you notice they never get anywhere? They just keep wagon training.
Oh, God. That's weird. What the hell is Goofy?
[voiceover]
As time went on, we saw less and less of Teddy and Vern until, eventually, they became just two more faces in the halls. Happens sometimes, friends come in and out of your life like busboys in a restaurant. I heard that Vern got married out of high school, had four kids, and is now the forklift operator at the Arseno Lumberyard. Teddy tried several times to get into the Army, but his eyes and his ear kept him out. Last I heard, he had spent some time in jail and was now doing odd jobs around Castle Rock.
I'm never gonna get out of this town, am I, Gordie?
Gordie You can do anything you want, man.
[Staring at each other for a moment]
Give me some skin.
Gordie [They share their handshake]
I'll see ya.
[voiceover]
Chris did get out. He enrolled in the college courses with me and, although, it was hard, he gutted it out like he always did. He went on to college and, eventually, became a lawyer. Last week, he entered a fast-food restaurant. Just ahead of him, two men got into an argument. One of them pulled a knife. Chris, who had always made the best peace, tried to break it up. He was stabbed in the throat. He died almost instantly. [typing on his computer] Although I hadn't seen him in more than ten years, I know I'll miss him forever.
Gordon's Son: Dad, can we go now?
You ready?
Gordon's Son: Yeah, we've been ready for an hour.
[laughs]
Okay, I'll be right there.
HF His Friend
He said that a half hour ago.
Gordon's Son: Yeah, my dad's weird. He gets like that when he's writing.
[Continues typing]
I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was 12. Jesus, does anyone?
