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Milo: HEY! Hey, you kid! What are you doing there?! Come over here! [Gordie starts running] You! You come back here! COME BACK HERE, GODDAMMIT! I'LL SIC MY DOG ON YOU!
Vern, Chris, and Teddy: RUN, GORDIE, RUN! RUN, GORDIE!
Milo: Chopper! Sic him! Sic him, boy!
The Writer: [voiceover] Now he said, "Sic him, boy." But what I heard was, "Chopper, sic balls."
[Gordie keeps running and starts screaming as Chopper goes after him. Gordie scales the fence and Chopper tries to jump after him. The boys are surprised by Chopper's appearance]
Gordie: That's Chopper?
The Writer: [voiceover] Chopper was my first lesson in the vast difference between myth and reality.
Teddy: Come on, Choppy! Kiss my ass, Choppy, kiss my ass! Come on! [Chopper starts biting Teddy's shirt] Bite shit!
Gordie: Come on, Choppy! Sic balls, Choppy!
Milo: Hey, you kids! STOP TEASING THAT DOG! YA HEAR ME?! STOP TEASING HIM! [to Teddy] Sonny, I'm gonna beat your ass, teasing my dog like that!
Teddy: Yeah? I'd like to see you try to climb over this fence and get me, fat-ass!
Milo: Don't you call me that, you little tin weasel. Peckerwood loony's son.
Teddy: What did you call me?
Milo: I know who you are. You're Teddy Duchamp. Your dad's a loony. A loony up in the nuthouse at Togus. He took your ear and he put it to a stove and he burnt it off.
Teddy: My father stormed the beach at Normandy.
Milo: He's crazier than a shithouse rat. No wonder you're acting the way you are, with a loony for a father!
Teddy: You call my dad a loony again, and I'll kill you.
Milo: [mockingly] Loony, loony, loony.
Teddy: [yells and jumps on the fence] I'M GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!!!! I'M GONNA KILL HIM!!!! [the other boys restrain him]
Milo: You come on and try it, you little slimy bastard!
Chris: He wants you to go over there so he can beat the piss out of you and then take you to the cops!
Milo: You watch your mouth, smart guy! Let him do his own fighting!
Gordie: Sure, you only outweigh him by 500 pounds, fat-ass!
Milo: I know your name. You're Lachance. I know all you guys. And all your fathers are gonna get a call from me, except for the loony up in Togus.
Teddy: [lunges again, but the others restrain him again] I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!
Milo: You little foul-mouthed whoremaster!
Teddy: YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'LL KILL YOU! [the boys begin walking away]
Milo: Come back here! Come back here, you hear me?!
Teddy: Nobody ranks out my old man!
Milo: Come back here!
Teddy: My father stormed the beach at Normandy!
Milo: I said come back here!
Teddy: HE STORMED THE BEACH, YOU ****!
Milo: Come back here!
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