Most scenes together: Miles Morales & Peter B. Parker (14), Miles Morales & Gwen Stacy (5), Peter B. Parker & Gwen Stacy (4)
Doo-be do. Doo-be do. Yub-yub, doo-bee do, doo-bee-do. Watch out! Here comes the Spider-Man! You like my new toy? Cost me a fortune, but hey, can't take it with you, right? You came all this way. Watch the test. It's a hell of a frickin' light show, you're gonna love this.
You gonna fight or are you just flappin' gums? Ya hard-boiled turtle slapper!
Alright, let's do this one last time. My name is Peter Parker. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for 10 years, I've been the one and only– Spider-Man. I'm pretty sure you know the rest. [ Ben Parker: With great power, comes great responsibility.] I saved a bunch of people, fell in love, saved the city, and then I saved the city again, and again and again, and again. And I did, uh– I did this. [cuts to Peter doing the infamous dance from Spider-Man 3– unlike the original, he has his Spider-Man suit on] We don't really talk about this. Look, I'm a comic book, I'm a cereal, did a Christmas album. I have an excellent theme song. [TV show song: Spider-Man, Spider-Man–] And a– a so-so popsicle. I mean, I've looked worse. But after everything, I still love being Spider-Man. I mean, who wouldn't? So no matter how many hits I take, I always find a way to come back. Because the only thing standing between this city and oblivion is me. There's only one Spider-Man, and you're looking at him.
Alright, people. Let’s start at the beginning one last time. My name is Gwen Stacy. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, And for the last 2 years, I've been the one and only Spider-Woman. You guys know the rest. I joined a band, saved my dad. I couldn't save my best friend, Peter Parker. So now I save everyone else, and I don't do friends anymore. Just to avoid any distractions. And one day this weird thing happened. and I mean, like, really weird. I was blown into last week literally. I landed in New York, but not my New York. My Spider-Sense told me to head to Visions Academy. [to Miles] Wasn't sure why until I met you. [Miles: [nervously] I like your haircut.] [deadpan] You don't get to like my haircut.
And it's a no on the cape. [Miles Morales: I think it's cool.] Take that off. It's disrespectful. Spider-Man doesn't wear a cape.
Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?
Can you float in the air at the smell of a delicious pie?
Can you rewire a mainframe while being shot at?
Do animals talk in this dimension? 'Cause I don't wanna freak him out.
Everybody knows that the best way to learn is under intense life-threatening pressure.
He figured it out.
Here's lesson number one, kid. Don't watch the mouth. Watch the hands.
Hi, guys! Konichiwa! Hajimemashite yoroshiku!
How many more Spider-people are there? [Peter B. Parker: Save it for Comic-Con.] What's Comic-Con?
I think you're gonna be a bad teacher.
