Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 2018 quotes

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Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) poster
Characters
Miles Morales Shameik Moore · 19 quotes
Head Scientist 3 quotes
Spider-Ham John Mulaney · 3 quotes
Norman Osborn/Green Goblin Jorma Taccone · 1 quote

Most scenes together: Miles Morales & Peter B. Parker (14), Miles Morales & Gwen Stacy (5), Peter B. Parker & Gwen Stacy (4)

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse quotes

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My uncle!

Peter B. Parker / Spider-Man

Hey, where have you been?

[near tears]

My uncle Aaron! He's the Prowler!

Slow down, Miles.

He works for Kingpin! He tried to kill me!

Peter Parker / Spider-Man Noir

This is a pretty hardcore origin story... [gets slapped in the arm by Peni as Gwen, Spider-Ham, and Sp//dr scowl at that remark]

Aunt May

Peter knew how dangerous the job was. But he figured the only one who could stop this guy was Spider-Man.

Kingpin knows we're coming. We're going to be outnumbered.

Aunt May

Don't be so sure. You might need these. You think you're the only people who thought to come here?

Peter Parker / Spider-Man Noir

Hey, fellas.

Is he in black and white?

Peter B. Parker / Spider-Man

Where's that wind coming from? We're in a basement.

Spider-Man Noir

Wherever I go, the wind follows. And the wind, it smells like rain.

Peni Parker / Sp//dr

Hi, guys! Konichiwa! Hajimemashite yoroshiku!

This could literally not get any weirder.

Peter Porker / Spider-Ham

It can get weirder. I just washed my hands. That's why they're wet. No other reason.

All six Spiders

You're like me.

Spider-Man Noir

My name is Peter Parker.

Peni Parker

My name is Peni Parker.

My name is Peter Porker.

Spider-Man Noir and Peni Parker

I was bitten by a radioactive spider.

I was bitten by a radioactive pig.

Spider-Man Noir

In my universe, it's 1933, and I'm a private eye. I like to drink egg creams, and I like to fight Nazis. A lot.

Peni Parker

I'm from New York in the year 3145. I have a psychic link with a spider who lives inside my father's robot. And we're best friends. Forever.

Spider-Man Noir

Sometimes I let matches burn down to my fingertips just to feel something, anything.

I'm a photographer for the Daily Beagle. When I'm not pooching around, I'm working like a dog, trying to sniff out the latest story. I frolic and I dance And I do this With my pants

Okay! Enough! So how did you get here?

Spider-Man Noir

Well, it's kind of a long story. Maybe not that long.

Peni Parker

And now we're just trying to find a way home.

Spider-Man Noir

The only way home is back through that collider gizmo. The only trouble is'…

One of us has to stay behind and destroy it.

Gwen Stacy, Peni Parker, Spider-Man Noir, and Spider-Ham

I'll do it.

No, no, no. You guys don't get it.

Peni Parker

Don't get what? (Everyone starts glitching and grunting.)

None of you can stay here. If you stay here, you'll die. I'm the guy who's gonna turn it off. And I'm gonna get you all home before I do. Look, I made a promise. So I have to keep it.

Spider-Man Noir

Who are you again?

This is Miles. And he's gonna save the multiverse.

Yeah, man.

This kid can turn himself invisible. Watch this. He can do it now.

I can't do it on command.

He can't do it on command. But it is cool. Show 'em the zappy thing, Miles.

Can't do it on command.

He can't do it on command. But he can do so much more. What else do you do?

Just those two things.

Just those two things.

Spider-Man Noir

Aw, man.

Look, I've seen him in action. He's got potential. I think he's gonna get us home.

Spider-Man Noir

Okay, little fella, Kingpin's gonna send a lot of mugs after ya. I'm talkin' hard boys, real biscuit boxers. Can you fight them all off at once?

I haven't actually fought anyone.

Spider-Man Noir

Surprise attack!

Peni Parker

Can you rewire a mainframe while being shot at?

Can I what?

Peni Parker

Show me!

Spider-Man Noir

Surprise attack!

Can you swing and flip with the grace of a trained dancer?

Spider-Man Noir

Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?

Aunt May

Can you help your aunt create an online dating profile so she can get out of the dang house once in a while?

Can you float through the air when you smell a delicious pie?

(softly)

What?

Can you be strong?

Peni Parker

Ruthless?

Disciplined?

I don't know. Maybe.

Peni Parker

Psychic?

Spider-Man Noir

Show me some moxie, soldier!

Above all, no matter how many times you get hit, can you get back up?

Spider-Man Noir

'Cause when a Spider-Man is on the floor–

When you think you can't keep goin'–

Come on, Miles.

Peni Parker

Come on. You can do it.

You can do this.

Hey. Guys, cool it.

Peni Parker

Come on. You can do it.

Spider-Man Noir

Get up, Miles.

Come on, Miles. Get up.

(Miles stays down.) (As they're talking softly to Peter B. about Miles.)

You need to be more honest with yourself about this. He's not ready. It's obvious.

Spider-Man Noir

There's no way. He's just a kid.

If he can't do this, we have to stay and do it for him.

Spider-Man Noir

He's looking right at us while we talk about him.

Miles? Miles? You see that? He can, um... He can turn invisible.

Brooklyn Bystander
[looking at a glitched stoplight]

Yeah, I think it's a Banksy.

Brooklyn Visions Security Guard

Hey! I know you snuck out last night, Morales.

[thinking] (Play dumb!) [out loud]

Who's Morales? [thinking] (Not that dumb!)

Guess this is it.

Peni Parker / Sp//dr

Well, nice to know we're not alone. Right?

Yeah.

I got the portal open. You first, Peni.

Peni Parker

Thank you, Miles. From both of us.

Spider-Man Noir

I, uh, love you all. I'm taking this cube thing with me. I don't understand it. But I will.

Peter Porker / Spider-Ham

I want you to have this. It'll fit in your pocket. That's all folks.

Is he allowed to say that, legally?

Do I get to like the hairdo now?

You know I'm older than you. 15 months, but it's pretty significant if you ask me.

Well, Einstein said time was relative, right?

Nice.

Friends?

Friends.

See you around, Spider-Man.

Your turn.

Yeah, yeah. Right.

Wilson Fisk / Kingpin

You're not going anywhere!

I'll hold him off. You shut this down.

Peter, that wasn't the deal!

Push the green button! Do not wait for me! What are you doing?

You gotta go home!

This guy could kill you! I can't let Spider-Man die.

Neither can I.

It's okay.

Yeah, it is okay. [trips Peter B. Parker and grabs his shirt before he can fall off] You gotta go home, man.

How do I know I'm not gonna mess it up again?

You won't.

Right. It's a leap of faith.

[Miles lets go of Peter B. Parker]

Not bad, kid.

He broke this?

Yeah. He's actually really embarrassed about it, so just keep it between us, okay?

I know where we can make a new one. And we won't let him break it this time.

I'm sorry about your friend.

Thanks, Miles. I know how hard this is. To have to figure this stuff out on your own. It's kinda nice not being the only Spider-person around.

Yeah. If you ever decide to do friends again, I could always open up a slot.

I'll keep you posted.

Spider-Man?

Oh, hey. Didn't see you there.

Wow. Okay, I'm kinda freaking out right now. You're supposed to be dead.

Surprise! Okay. That's a no-no. We don't like that.

This is fascinating.

Okay, that's my face.

An entirely different Peter Parker. Little bit of a gut, perhaps from dimensional warping.

Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah. I was way flatter before I warped.

Travel through the multiverse appears to have deteriorated the...

What was the rest?!

Hey, how old are you? 'Cause you don't look a day over 35.

They said I was crazy! They said I was crazy!

You showed 'em you're not crazy.

This might pinch a little. I know. I just need to get these samples.

Organize your desktop, lady.

Wow. Just complete cellular decay. I've never seen anything like this.

What are you doing?

I'm just taking the whole thing.

And obviously you've been glitching.

"Glitchin'"? No. Why would you even say that?

If you stay in this dimension too long, your body's gonna disintegrate. Do you know how painful that would be, Peter Parker?

I don't know.

You can't imagine. And I, for one, can't wait to watch.

What did you say your name was?

Dr. Olivia Octavius. [Takes off her lab coat revealing her Doctor Octopus arms]

And I assume your friends call you "Doc Ock"?

Dr. Olivia Octavius

My friends actually call me "Liv". My enemies call me "Doc Ock".

I got this! Run!

Dr. Olivia Octavius / Doctor Octopus

Who are you talking to?

I got it!

Doctor Octopus

Oh, you "got it," Peter?

I got it handled, buddy! Everything is fine! Okay, this– a little bit bad.

Doctor Octopus

You're chatty.

Gotta go.

This is the moment that I'm losin' the fight. Let me tell you the good news. We don't need the monitor.

Doctor Octopus

Peter! You didn't tell me you had an invisible friend! Could you give me that back, young man?

Peter!

Doctor Octopus

It's proprietary.

Jefferson Morales

I love you, Miles.

Yeah, I know, Dad. See you Friday.

Jefferson Davis
[as Miles turns to walk into school, Jefferson sounds his police alarm and uses his police speakers to get Miles's attention]

You gotta say "I love you" back.

Dad, are you serious?

Jefferson Davis
[Everyone around stops and looks at them]

I want to hear it.

You want to hear me say?

Jefferson Davis

"I love you, Dad."

You’re dropping me off at school.

Jefferson Davis

"I love you, Dad".

Look at this place.

Jefferson Davis

"Dad, I love you".

[sighs]

Dad, I love you.

Jefferson Davis

That's a copy. [as he drives off] Tie your shoes, please.

Hey! Are you okay?

I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm just resting.

Can't you get up?

Yeah. Ha, ha. Yeah, I always get up. [coughs] The coughing's probably not a good sign.

Wilson Fisk / Kingpin

Find him. Now.

Listen, we gotta team up here. We don't have that much time. This override key is the only way to stop the collider. Swing up there, use this key, push the button and blow it up. You need to hide your face. You don't tell anyone who you are. No one can know. He's got everyone in his pocket.

Wha–?

If he turns the machine on again, everything you know will disappear. Your family, everyone. Everyone. Promise me you'll do this.

I promise.

Go. Destroy the collider. I'll come and find you. [coughs] It's gonna be okay.

Kingpin. What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? Whoa! Peter! Peter! Peter!

What are you doing here?

Kingpin's here. Just move over.

You're steppin' on my foot. Go back outside.

No! I can't sit there and let Spider-Man die without doing anything about it. I'm not doing that again. What?

Most people I meet in the workplace try to kill me, so you're a nice change of pace.

Mr. Fisk! Look at this data. I know you can't really understand it, but these are really good numbers.

And I got the password.

Mr. Fisk. If we fire again this week there could be a black hole under Brooklyn. You see this? And this? This is multiple dimensions beginning to crash into each other.

This is pretty standard Spider-Man stakes. You get used to it. Watch this. He's gonna say, "You've got 24 hours."

Wilson Fisk/ Kingpin

You've got 24 hours.

What this means is there could be a rupture in the space-time continuum.

Ooh. That's bad. Actually, everything she said was bad. I was lying before.

So how do we retrace Peter's steps?

That's a good question. What would I do if I were me? Got it. Step One: I infiltrate the lab. Two: Find the head scientist's computer.

That lady with the bike is the head scientist. I saw her in this documentary.

Cool! Step Three: I reexamine my personal biases. Step Four: I hack the computer.

It's not technically hacking.

Not now. I just lost my train of thought. Step Five: Download the important stuff. I'll know it when I see it. Step Six: I grab a bagel from the cafeteria and run.

So, what am I doing?

Step Seven: You stay here. You're lookout. Very important.

Look, man. You gotta teach me how to do Spider-Man stuff or I won't be able to help.

Watch and learn, kid! I'll quiz ya later!

Why did I get stuck with the janky, old, broke hobo Spider-Man?! That's new.

What's going on?

Peter B. Parker / Spider-Man

Miles, I came to say goodbye.

We can say goodbye at the collider.

You're not getting it. You're staying here.

I need to be there. So you can all go home.

They are going home, Miles. I'm the only one stayin'.

You're taking my place? If you stay here, you'll die.

I'm doing what needs to be done. I just wanted you to hear it from me.

What about MJ?

Not everything works out, kid. I need the goober. Please don't make me take it from you.

That's not fair! You gotta tell them I can do this.

It wasn't their decision.

I gotta make Kingpin pay! You have to let me make him pay!

Miles, you're gonna get yourself killed.

But I'm ready. I promise!

Then venom-strike me right now. Or turn invisible on command so you can get past me. Look, I know how much you want this, kid.

Peter Parker / Spider-Man Noir

Poor little guy.

But you don't have it yet. I'm sorry.

When will I know I'm ready?

You won't. It's a leap of faith. That's all it is, Miles. A leap of faith.

Peter B. Parker / Spider-Man

Hey, bud. You okay? We've all been there. You know, for me, it was my Uncle Ben.

Peter Parker / Spider-Man Noir

For me, it was my Uncle Benjamin.

Peni Parker / Sp//dr

For me, it was my father.

For me, it was my best friend.

Miles, the hardest thing about this job is you can't always save everybody.

Look, it was my fault. You wouldn't understand.

Miles, we're probably the only ones who do understand.

Oh, no.
[Miles' roommate walks in with the headphones up to maximum volume] [Duckwrth – Start a Riot, Feat. Shaboozey] : Who in here trying to start a riot?

That way, that way. Other way, other way, other way, other way.
[Duckwrth] : Who that swinging In the air?

Hey there.

Do animals talk in this dimension? 'Cause I don't wanna freak him out.
[The roommate pass out and fell on the floor.] [Duckwrth] : Let's stand up, stand up You better just fix your–

Hold on. Let me get you some more data. What are you doing, bud?

I can't move.

Okay, relax your fingers. We don't have time. Just let go. Be in the moment.

I am in the moment. It's a terrible moment.

I'm not refusing.

Wilson Fisk/ Kingpin

No more excuses.

I just need more time.

They're right there. They're gonna see you. Miles, you gotta unstick. What do you do to relax?

Relax. Okay, okay, okay. Needless to say, I–

Oh, for crying out loud.

Callin' it quits Now, baby, I'm a wreck You're a wreck, ooh–

Teenagers are just the worst. Miles, where did you go?

I'm right here.

Where? I can't see ya.

I'm right in front of you. Can Spider-Man turn invisible?

Not in my universe.

Aah! You just poked me in my eye!

This is incredible. Some kind of fight or flight thing.

What's that?

Remember this password. D-G-F-A-M-P-E-S-A-N-D...

Slow down!

-4-$-3-5-8-7-6-5-3-4-5-4-5-3-5.

I need to write it down!

Download the schematic.

How do I do that?

While I turn on the charm.