Peter knew how dangerous the job was. But he figured the only one who could stop this guy was Spider-Man.
Kingpin knows we're coming. We're going to be outnumbered.
Don't be so sure. You might need these. You think you're the only people who thought to come here?
Hey, fellas.
Is he in black and white?
Where's that wind coming from? We're in a basement.
Wherever I go, the wind follows. And the wind, it smells like rain.
Hi, guys! Konichiwa! Hajimemashite yoroshiku!
This could literally not get any weirder.
It can get weirder. I just washed my hands. That's why they're wet. No other reason.
You're like me.
My name is Peter Parker.
My name is Peni Parker.
My name is Peter Porker.
I was bitten by a radioactive spider.
I was bitten by a radioactive pig.
In my universe, it's 1933, and I'm a private eye. I like to drink egg creams, and I like to fight Nazis. A lot.
I'm from New York in the year 3145. I have a psychic link with a spider who lives inside my father's robot. And we're best friends. Forever.
Sometimes I let matches burn down to my fingertips just to feel something, anything.
I'm a photographer for the Daily Beagle. When I'm not pooching around, I'm working like a dog, trying to sniff out the latest story. I frolic and I dance And I do this With my pants
Okay! Enough! So how did you get here?
Well, it's kind of a long story. Maybe not that long.
And now we're just trying to find a way home.
The only way home is back through that collider gizmo. The only trouble is'…
One of us has to stay behind and destroy it.
I'll do it.
No, no, no. You guys don't get it.
Don't get what? (Everyone starts glitching and grunting.)
None of you can stay here. If you stay here, you'll die. I'm the guy who's gonna turn it off. And I'm gonna get you all home before I do. Look, I made a promise. So I have to keep it.
Who are you again?
This is Miles. And he's gonna save the multiverse.
Yeah, man.
This kid can turn himself invisible. Watch this. He can do it now.
I can't do it on command.
He can't do it on command. But it is cool. Show 'em the zappy thing, Miles.
Can't do it on command.
He can't do it on command. But he can do so much more. What else do you do?
Just those two things.
Just those two things.
Aw, man.
Look, I've seen him in action. He's got potential. I think he's gonna get us home.
Okay, little fella, Kingpin's gonna send a lot of mugs after ya. I'm talkin' hard boys, real biscuit boxers. Can you fight them all off at once?
I haven't actually fought anyone.
Surprise attack!
Can you rewire a mainframe while being shot at?
Can I what?
Show me!
Surprise attack!
Can you swing and flip with the grace of a trained dancer?
Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?
Can you help your aunt create an online dating profile so she can get out of the dang house once in a while?
Can you float through the air when you smell a delicious pie?
Can you be strong?
Ruthless?
Disciplined?
I don't know. Maybe.
Psychic?
Show me some moxie, soldier!
Above all, no matter how many times you get hit, can you get back up?
'Cause when a Spider-Man is on the floor–
When you think you can't keep goin'–
Come on, Miles.
Come on. You can do it.
You can do this.
Hey. Guys, cool it.
Come on. You can do it.
Get up, Miles.
Come on, Miles. Get up.
(Miles stays down.) (As they're talking softly to Peter B. about Miles.)
You need to be more honest with yourself about this. He's not ready. It's obvious.
There's no way. He's just a kid.
If he can't do this, we have to stay and do it for him.
He's looking right at us while we talk about him.
Miles? Miles? You see that? He can, um... He can turn invisible.
