A character in Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

Head Scientist quotes from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

Scenes with Head Scientist

3 scenes
Miles Morales

Kingpin. What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? Whoa! Peter! Peter! Peter!

Peter B. Parker / Spider-Man

What are you doing here?

Miles Morales

Kingpin's here. Just move over.

Peter B. Parker

You're steppin' on my foot. Go back outside.

Miles Morales

No! I can't sit there and let Spider-Man die without doing anything about it. I'm not doing that again. What?

Peter B. Parker

Most people I meet in the workplace try to kill me, so you're a nice change of pace.

Head Scientist

Mr. Fisk! Look at this data. I know you can't really understand it, but these are really good numbers.

Peter B. Parker

And I got the password.

Head Scientist

Mr. Fisk. If we fire again this week there could be a black hole under Brooklyn. You see this? And this? This is multiple dimensions beginning to crash into each other.

Peter B. Parker

This is pretty standard Spider-Man stakes. You get used to it. Watch this. He's gonna say, "You've got 24 hours."

Wilson Fisk/ Kingpin

You've got 24 hours.

Head Scientist

What this means is there could be a rupture in the space-time continuum.

Peter B. Parker

Ooh. That's bad. Actually, everything she said was bad. I was lying before.

Peter B. Parker / Spider-Man

Hold on. Let me get you some more data. What are you doing, bud?

Miles Morales

I can't move.

Peter B. Parker

Okay, relax your fingers. We don't have time. Just let go. Be in the moment.

Miles Morales

I am in the moment. It's a terrible moment.

Head Scientist

I'm not refusing.

Wilson Fisk/ Kingpin

No more excuses.

Head Scientist

I just need more time.

Peter B. Parker

They're right there. They're gonna see you. Miles, you gotta unstick. What do you do to relax?

Miles Morales

Relax. Okay, okay, okay. Needless to say, I–

Peter B. Parker

Oh, for crying out loud.

Miles Morales

Callin' it quits Now, baby, I'm a wreck You're a wreck, ooh–

Peter B. Parker

Teenagers are just the worst. Miles, where did you go?

Miles Morales

I'm right here.

Peter B. Parker

Where? I can't see ya.

Miles Morales

I'm right in front of you. Can Spider-Man turn invisible?

Peter B. Parker

Not in my universe.

Miles Morales

Aah! You just poked me in my eye!

Peter B. Parker

This is incredible. Some kind of fight or flight thing.

Miles Morales

What's that?

Peter B. Parker

Remember this password. D-G-F-A-M-P-E-S-A-N-D...

Miles Morales

Slow down!

Peter B. Parker

-4-$-3-5-8-7-6-5-3-4-5-4-5-3-5.

Miles Morales

I need to write it down!

Peter B. Parker

Download the schematic.

Miles Morales

How do I do that?

Peter B. Parker

While I turn on the charm.

Head Scientist

Spider-Man?

Peter B. Parker / Spider-Man

Oh, hey. Didn't see you there.

Head Scientist

Wow. Okay, I'm kinda freaking out right now. You're supposed to be dead.

Peter B. Parker

Surprise! Okay. That's a no-no. We don't like that.

Head Scientist

This is fascinating.

Peter B. Parker

Okay, that's my face.

Head Scientist

An entirely different Peter Parker. Little bit of a gut, perhaps from dimensional warping.

Peter B. Parker

Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah. I was way flatter before I warped.

Head Scientist

Travel through the multiverse appears to have deteriorated the...

Miles Morales

What was the rest?!

Peter B. Parker

Hey, how old are you? 'Cause you don't look a day over 35.

Head Scientist

They said I was crazy! They said I was crazy!

Peter B. Parker

You showed 'em you're not crazy.

Head Scientist

This might pinch a little. I know. I just need to get these samples.

Peter B. Parker

Okay.

Miles Morales

Organize your desktop, lady.

Head Scientist

Wow. Just complete cellular decay. I've never seen anything like this.

Peter B. Parker

What are you doing?

Miles Morales

I'm just taking the whole thing.

Head Scientist

And obviously you've been glitching.

Peter B. Parker

"Glitchin'"? No. Why would you even say that?

Head Scientist

If you stay in this dimension too long, your body's gonna disintegrate. Do you know how painful that would be, Peter Parker?

Peter B. Parker

I don't know.

Head Scientist

You can't imagine. And I, for one, can't wait to watch.

Peter B. Parker

What did you say your name was?

Head Scientist

Dr. Olivia Octavius. [Takes off her lab coat revealing her Doctor Octopus arms]

Peter B. Parker

And I assume your friends call you "Doc Ock"?

Dr. Olivia Octavius

My friends actually call me "Liv". My enemies call me "Doc Ock".

Peter B. Parker

I got this! Run!

Dr. Olivia Octavius / Doctor Octopus

Who are you talking to?

Peter B. Parker

I got it!

Doctor Octopus

Oh, you "got it," Peter?

Peter B. Parker

I got it handled, buddy! Everything is fine! Okay, this– a little bit bad.

Doctor Octopus

You're chatty.

Miles Morales

Gotta go.

Peter B. Parker

This is the moment that I'm losin' the fight. Let me tell you the good news. We don't need the monitor.

Doctor Octopus

Peter! You didn't tell me you had an invisible friend! Could you give me that back, young man?

Miles Morales

Peter!

Doctor Octopus

It's proprietary.

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