Gwen Stacy quotes from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

Gwen Stacy / Spider-Woman

He broke this?

Miles Morales

Yeah. He's actually really embarrassed about it, so just keep it between us, okay?

Gwen Stacy

I know where we can make a new one. And we won't let him break it this time.

Miles Morales

I'm sorry about your friend.

Gwen Stacy

Thanks, Miles. I know how hard this is. To have to figure this stuff out on your own. It's kinda nice not being the only Spider-person around.

Miles Morales

Yeah. If you ever decide to do friends again, I could always open up a slot.

Gwen Stacy

I'll keep you posted.

Miles Morales

Cool.

We should probably go. (Somewhere in Queens…)

Gwen Stacy / Spider-Woman

Peter, we're literally on the doorstep.

Bad idea. This is a bad idea.

Gwen Stacy

Just relax.

You guys are all very sweet, but no more fans today, please.

I'm not ready for this.

Peter?

Hey, Aunt May. So this is gonna sound crazy, but I'm pretty sure that I'm from an…

An alternate dimension.

Yeah.

You look tired, Peter.

Well, I am tired.

And older. And thicker.

Yeah. I've heard that already.

Oh, jeez. Are those sweatpants?

Gwen Stacy

Yup, that's what they are.

Miles Morales

I was there, when it all happened. I am so sorry.

And what dimension are you from?

Miles Morales

Brooklyn. Did Peter have a place where we could make another one of these?

A goober. Follow me.

Oh, yeah, I got one of these, too. A little, old shed where I keep my Spider-gear. (May unlocks the door, opening the elevator.) I mean, this place is pretentious.

Miles Morales

Whoa. Dude. Was yours anything like this?

Mine was like this, but take away the jeep, the plane. Imagine it way smaller. Imagine a futon. I feel sad for this guy.

Miles Morales

Hey, Peter. I think this is a cape.

Peter knew how dangerous the job was. But he figured the only one who could stop this guy was Spider-Man.

Miles Morales

Kingpin knows we're coming. We're going to be outnumbered.

Don't be so sure. You might need these. You think you're the only people who thought to come here?

Hey, fellas.

Miles Morales

Is he in black and white?

Where's that wind coming from? We're in a basement.

Wherever I go, the wind follows. And the wind, it smells like rain.

Hi, guys! Konichiwa! Hajimemashite yoroshiku!

This could literally not get any weirder.

Peter Porker / Spider-Ham

It can get weirder. I just washed my hands. That's why they're wet. No other reason.

You're like me.

My name is Peter Parker.

My name is Peni Parker.

Spider-Ham

My name is Peter Porker.

I was bitten by a radioactive spider.

Spider-Ham

I was bitten by a radioactive pig.

In my universe, it's 1933, and I'm a private eye. I like to drink egg creams, and I like to fight Nazis. A lot.

I'm from New York in the year 3145. I have a psychic link with a spider who lives inside my father's robot. And we're best friends. Forever.

Sometimes I let matches burn down to my fingertips just to feel something, anything.

Spider-Ham

I'm a photographer for the Daily Beagle. When I'm not pooching around, I'm working like a dog, trying to sniff out the latest story. I frolic and I dance And I do this With my pants

Okay! Enough! So how did you get here?

Well, it's kind of a long story. Maybe not that long.

And now we're just trying to find a way home.

The only way home is back through that collider gizmo. The only trouble is'…

Spider-Ham

One of us has to stay behind and destroy it.

I'll do it.

Miles Morales

No, no, no. You guys don't get it.

Don't get what? (Everyone starts glitching and grunting.)

Miles Morales

None of you can stay here. If you stay here, you'll die. I'm the guy who's gonna turn it off. And I'm gonna get you all home before I do. Look, I made a promise. So I have to keep it.

Who are you again?

This is Miles. And he's gonna save the multiverse.

Miles Morales

Yeah, man.

This kid can turn himself invisible. Watch this. He can do it now.

Miles Morales

I can't do it on command.

He can't do it on command. But it is cool. Show 'em the zappy thing, Miles.

Miles Morales

Can't do it on command.

He can't do it on command. But he can do so much more. What else do you do?

Miles Morales

Just those two things.

Just those two things.

Aw, man.

Gwen Stacy / Spider-Woman

Look, I've seen him in action. He's got potential. I think he's gonna get us home.

Okay, little fella, Kingpin's gonna send a lot of mugs after ya. I'm talkin' hard boys, real biscuit boxers. Can you fight them all off at once?

Miles Morales

I haven't actually fought anyone.

Surprise attack!

Can you rewire a mainframe while being shot at?

Miles Morales

Can I what?

Show me!

Surprise attack!

Gwen Stacy

Can you swing and flip with the grace of a trained dancer?

Can you close off your feelings so you don't get crippled by the moral ambiguity of your violent actions?

Can you help your aunt create an online dating profile so she can get out of the dang house once in a while?

Spider-Ham

Can you float through the air when you smell a delicious pie?

Miles Morales

What?

Gwen Stacy

Can you be strong?

Ruthless?

Gwen Stacy

Disciplined?

Miles Morales

I don't know. Maybe.

Psychic?

Show me some moxie, soldier!

Gwen Stacy

Above all, no matter how many times you get hit, can you get back up?

'Cause when a Spider-Man is on the floor–

Spider-Ham

When you think you can't keep goin'–

Gwen Stacy

Come on, Miles.

Come on. You can do it.

Gwen Stacy

You can do this.

Hey. Guys, cool it.

Come on. You can do it.

Get up, Miles.

Gwen Stacy

Come on, Miles. Get up.

Gwen Stacy

You need to be more honest with yourself about this. He's not ready. It's obvious.

There's no way. He's just a kid.

Gwen Stacy

If he can't do this, we have to stay and do it for him.

He's looking right at us while we talk about him.

Miles? Miles? You see that? He can, um... He can turn invisible.

Hey, bud. You okay? We've all been there. You know, for me, it was my Uncle Ben.

For me, it was my Uncle Benjamin.

For me, it was my father.

Gwen Stacy / Spider-Woman

For me, it was my best friend.

Peter Porker / Spider-Ham

Miles, the hardest thing about this job is you can't always save everybody.

Miles Morales

Look, it was my fault. You wouldn't understand.

Gwen Stacy

Miles, we're probably the only ones who do understand.

Oh, no.
[Miles' roommate walks in with the headphones up to maximum volume] [Duckwrth – Start a Riot, Feat. Shaboozey] : Who in here trying to start a riot?

That way, that way. Other way, other way, other way, other way.
[Duckwrth] : Who that swinging In the air?

Miles Morales

Hey there.

Spider-Ham

Do animals talk in this dimension? 'Cause I don't wanna freak him out.
[The roommate pass out and fell on the floor.] [Duckwrth] : Let's stand up, stand up You better just fix your–

Gwen Stacy

What a pig.

Spider-Ham

I'm right here.

Gwen Stacy / Spider-Woman

Guess this is it.

Well, nice to know we're not alone. Right?

Gwen Stacy

Yeah.

Miles Morales / Spider-Man

I got the portal open. You first, Peni.

Thank you, Miles. From both of us.

I, uh, love you all. I'm taking this cube thing with me. I don't understand it. But I will.

Peter Porker / Spider-Ham

I want you to have this. It'll fit in your pocket. That's all folks.

Is he allowed to say that, legally?

Miles Morales

Do I get to like the hairdo now?

Gwen Stacy

You know I'm older than you. 15 months, but it's pretty significant if you ask me.

Miles Morales

Well, Einstein said time was relative, right?

Gwen Stacy

Nice.

Miles Morales

Friends?

Gwen Stacy

Friends.

Miles Morales

Cool.

Gwen Stacy

See you around, Spider-Man.

Miles Morales

Your turn.

Yeah, yeah. Right.

You're not going anywhere!

I'll hold him off. You shut this down.

Miles Morales

Peter, that wasn't the deal!

Push the green button! Do not wait for me! What are you doing?

Miles Morales

You gotta go home!

This guy could kill you! I can't let Spider-Man die.

Miles Morales

Neither can I.

It's okay.

Miles Morales

Yeah, it is okay. [trips Peter B. Parker and grabs his shirt before he can fall off] You gotta go home, man.

How do I know I'm not gonna mess it up again?

Miles Morales

You won't.

Right. It's a leap of faith.

Not bad, kid.