Nadine Franklin quotes

View Quote There are two types of people in the world: The people who naturally excel at life. And the people who hope all those people die in a big explosion.

View Quote I just had a horrible thought... I’m going to have to spend the rest of my life with myself.

View Quote Nick, I like you. I want you to put your mouth on my tits. We can do it in the Petland stockroom.

View Quote Don't be awkward. Socialize.

View Quote [in the bathroom] Please. Please, god, help me. Why do I even bother? Why do I even... You've never given me one thing. Any time I ask you for anything, you're like, "oh, you need help with something? Let me help you. I'm just playing. I'm gonna butt-**** you some more. [she reaches for toilet paper, but there is none left.]