The Edge of Seventeen 2016 quotes

12 quotes · 2 characters
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Characters

Most scenes together: Nadine Franklin & Mr. Bruner (3)

The Edge of Seventeen quotes

Darian

Life isn't fair sometimes, Nadine, okay? You gotta get over it!

[reading Nadine’s message]

"You’re complicated and simple. I feel this connection between us. I feel like I already know you.” This is kinda sweet. I think you’re over-reacting. “I’ll [pause, awkward] give you head. I want you to put your mouth on my tits. I want to feel you inside me. We can do it in the Petland stockroom."

Oh my God. Say something! Please help me!

You need to watch out for run-on sentences.

Are you having a problem today, Nadine?

Several. I don't really have any friends at the moment.

What the... why is there a baby in your house?

Oh shit, how’d that thing get in here?

[in the bathroom]

Please. Please, god, help me. Why do I even bother? Why do I even... You've never given me one thing. Any time I ask you for anything, you're like, "oh, you need help with something? Let me help you. I'm just playing. I'm gonna butt-**** you some more. [she reaches for toilet paper, but there is none left.]

There are two types of people in the world: The people who naturally excel at life. And the people who hope all those people die in a big explosion.

Wow. I actually was writing my own suicide note just now. “I have 32 fleeting minutes of happiness during lunch, which has been eaten up again and again by the same especially badly dressed student, and I finally thought I would rather have the dark nothingness. It sounds so relaxing. Have a nice life without me, ****ers.”