Dark Helmet
[Spaceball One is at ludicrous speed, having passed Lone Starr's Winnebago]
We passed 'em; stop this thing!
Colonel Sandurz
We can't stop, it's too dangerous. We have to slow down first.
Dark Helmet
Bullshit! Stop this thing, I order you, stop!!
Colonel Sandurz
[Colonel Sandurz reaches out and uses the emergency brake, which has a "Never use" warning on it. Helmet goes flying forward, while screaming, into a control panel, denting it and his helmet up severely.]
Are you all right, sir?
Colonel Sandurz
Very good, sir. It's a good thing you were wearing that helmet.
Dark Helmet
Yeah....
Colonel Sandurz
What should we do now, sir?
Dark Helmet
Well...are we stopped?
Colonel Sandurz
We're stopped, sir.
Dark Helmet
Good. Why don't we take a five minute break?
Colonel Sandurz
Very good, sir.
Dark Helmet
Smoke if you got 'em. (Falls over)

