A scene from Spaceballs 1987
Dark Helmet

[Spaceball One is at ludicrous speed, having passed Lone Starr's Winnebago]

We passed 'em; stop this thing!

Colonel Sandurz

We can't stop, it's too dangerous. We have to slow down first.

Dark Helmet

Bullshit! Stop this thing, I order you, stop!!

Colonel Sandurz

[Colonel Sandurz reaches out and uses the emergency brake, which has a "Never use" warning on it. Helmet goes flying forward, while screaming, into a control panel, denting it and his helmet up severely.]

Are you all right, sir?

Dark Helmet

[slightly dazed]

Fine. How have you been?

Colonel Sandurz

Very good, sir. It's a good thing you were wearing that helmet.

Dark Helmet

Yeah....

Colonel Sandurz

What should we do now, sir?

Dark Helmet

Well...are we stopped?

Colonel Sandurz

We're stopped, sir.

Dark Helmet

Good. Why don't we take a five minute break?

Colonel Sandurz

Very good, sir.

Dark Helmet

Smoke if you got 'em. (Falls over)

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