“We were lost, none of us knew where we were. Then Harry starts...” – Man in diner, Spaceballs ... Movie Quotes Database

Man in diner

We were lost, none of us knew where we were. Then Harry starts 'feeling around on all the trees' and he says... "I got it we on Pluto", I say, 'Harry how can ya tell", and he says, "from the bark, you dummies... Ha-ha! From the bark!"

Woman in diner

(John Hurt's character convulses)

Oh my god, is he all right? Get some water!

Man in Diner

Water? Water, my ass! Bring this guy some Pepto Bismol!

Barf

(John Hurt starts groaning in pain)

Waitress! Waitress! What did he order?

Waitress

Oh, he had the special.

Barf

The sp... that's that I ordered! Change my order to the soup!

Lone Starr

Good move.

John Hurt

(chestburster emerges)

Oh no! Not again![2]

In this scene

Lone Starr Bill Pullman More Lone Starr quotes →

Barf John Candy More Barf quotes →

Woman in diner Rhonda Shear

John Hurt John Hurt

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