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Ape Man 1 Dear me, what are those things coming out of her nose?
Dark Helmet Hey, hey, watch my helmet.
Ape Man 2 Spaceballs!!
Ape Man 1 Oh, shit. There goes the planet.
Commanderette Zircon Shall I have Snotty beam you down, sir?
President Skroob I don't know about that beaming stuff...Is it safe?
Commanderette Zircon Oh yes sir, Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful.
Dark helmet Hey hey hey, that's my pod, who are you?
Bearded Lady I am the bearded lady! What are you, one of the freaks?! [kicks him; and gets in the pod laughing]
Dark Helmet Wait! Wait! No! [the pod ejects] COME BACK HERE YOU FAT BEARDED BITCH!!
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