A scene from Spaceballs 1987
Vinnie

[Vinnie appears on Lone Starr's video screen]

Hello, Lone Starr.

Lone Starr

Hello, Vinnie. What do you want?

Vinnie

No-no-no-no-no. [twitches slightly] It's not what I want, it's what he wants.

Lone Starr and Barf

[Camera shifts slowly to the right to see Pizza the Hutt laughing]

Pizza the Hutt!

Pizza the Hutt

[belches]

Well, if it isn't Lone Starr, and his sidekick, Puke.

Barf

That's Barf.

Pizza the Hutt

Barf, Puke, whatever. Where's my money?

Lone Starr

Don't worry, Pizza. You'll have it by next week.

Pizza the Hutt

No, no, I gotta have it by tomorrow.

Lone Starr

A hundred thousand spacebucks? By tomorrow?

Pizza the Hutt

A hundred thousand? [laughs derisively] No way! You forgot late charges, which brings it up to, uh...one million spacebucks.

Lone Starr

A million?! That's unfair!

Pizza the Hutt

Unfair to the pay-or, but not to the pay-ee. Ha-ha-ha. But you're gonna pay it, or else.

Barf

Or else what?

Pizza the Hutt

Tell 'em, Vinnie.

Vinnie

Or else, Pizza is gonna send out for you.

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