A character in Sneakers (1992)

Whistler quotes from Sneakers (1992)

David Strathairn

Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Sneakers (1992): in 4 of its 15 quotes
Most scenes with: Bishop (4), Mother (3), Carl (3)

Scenes with Whistler

4 scenes
Bishop

The probable level of security is very low. But if you guys don't want to take that chance just to keep me out of jail, fine, I understand, I'll do it.

Whistler

Well, Bish, I can't speak for the other guys, but I'm in it for the money, I don't care if you go to jail.

Me neither. I'm in.

Uh... could we maybe just go back to the "they might kill us" part?

Bishop

Mother, if I thought that was likely to happen, I wouldn't bring this to you. But there is a risk.

Whistler

And it pays $175,000!

I'm in.

Crease

You guys will be chalk outlines without me. All right, what do we need?

Liz
[Carl and Whistler try out Jannek's black box and they surprisingly break into some secure mainframes] [upon seeing the data for the Air Traffic Control System]

Oh, my God.

How is this possible?

Whistler

Cryptography systems are based on mathematical problems so complex they cannot be solved without a key.

Liz

Jannek figured out a way to solve those problems without the key and he hard-wired it into that chip.

Turn it off.

Whistler

Want to crash some passenger jets?

Bishop

I said turn it off. Turn it off. [shuts down computer]

[contemplates]

So, it's a code-breaker.

Bishop

No, it's The code-breaker. No more secrets. [leaves]

[At the gang's hideout, Crease is on the phone with a contact in the wake of discovering that Jannek was killed the night before]

Don't tell me you can't do it because I know you can. And don't tell me you won't do it because I've got to have it. I need to know, and I need to know now.

Guys, that federal building's been scheduled for demolition since August. Housed the Federal Trade Commission and Department of Agriculture. Been vacant for a month.

[checks out the Yellow Pages]

The NSA never had an office in San Francisco. Their West Coast operations are out of Los Angeles.

Crease
[shocked]

Oh, God. Yeah, thanks. [hangs up] Jannek's grant is from the NSA. [throws phone in disgust; to Marty] How could you be so goddamn stupid?!? Two guys show up, say they're government, and you just buy it.

Whistler

They probably were government [everybody looks at him] - just not ours.

Everybody pack up whatever you can. This place isn't safe. [gets revolver]

What are you doing?

Bishop

I'm going to a concert.

Bishop

Carl?

[to Bernard Abbot]

The, uh, young lady with the Uzi, is she single?

Bishop

Uh, you know, Carl. [sets Carl aside] Carl, this is the brass ring. Now you've got to think bigger thoughts.

I just want her telephone number, that's all. Please?

Bishop

Hey Abby, how about a lunch? You can chaperon.

Bernard Abbot

No, I will not do this. [Male NSA agents smirk]

Bishop

Hey, Abby, Abby, come on, now the FBI'd give him twins-

Abbot

NO!

NSA Agent Mary

Wait a second. You can have anything you want, and you're asking for my phone number?

Yes.

NSA Agent Mary

273-9164. Area code 415.

Thanks. I'm Carl. [offers hand]

NSA Agent Mary
[smiles while shaking Carl's hand]

I'm Mary.

Abbot

I'm going to be sick. Are we done here?

Bishop

Not yet. Whistler?

Whistler

I want peace on earth and good will toward man.

Abbot

Oh, this is ridiculous.

Bishop

He's serious.

Whistler

I want peace on earth and goodwill toward men.

Abbot

We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.

Bishop

You're just gonna have to try.

Abbot

All right, I'll see what I can do.

Whistler

Thank you very much. That's all I ask.

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