The probable level of security is very low. But if you guys don't want to take that chance just to keep me out of jail, fine, I understand, I'll do it.
Well, Bish, I can't speak for the other guys, but I'm in it for the money, I don't care if you go to jail.
Carl Me neither. I'm in.
Uh... could we maybe just go back to the "they might kill us" part?
Mother, if I thought that was likely to happen, I wouldn't bring this to you. But there is a risk.
You guys will be chalk outlines without me. All right, what do we need?
[asking each team member what they'll do with their share of the money]
Carl?
Carl [breathing from helium]
I'd like to have a deep relationship with a beautiful woman who melts from the very first time our eyes meet.
We're not getting paid that much, Carl.
Carl Well, you know, someone like Liz.
We're definitely not getting paid that much.
L Liz
[Carl and Whistler try out Jannek's black box and they surprisingly break into some secure mainframes] [upon seeing the data for the Air Traffic Control System]
Oh, my God.
Cryptography systems are based on mathematical problems so complex they cannot be solved without a key.
L Liz
Jannek figured out a way to solve those problems without the key and he hard-wired it into that chip.
Want to crash some passenger jets?
I said turn it off. Turn it off. [shuts down computer]
Carl [contemplates]
So, it's a code-breaker.
No, it's The code-breaker. No more secrets. [leaves]
Carl [to Bernard Abbot]
The, uh, young lady with the Uzi, is she single?
Uh, you know, Carl. [sets Carl aside] Carl, this is the brass ring. Now you've got to think bigger thoughts.
Carl I just want her telephone number, that's all. Please?
Hey Abby, how about a lunch? You can chaperon.
BA Bernard Abbot
No, I will not do this. [Male NSA agents smirk]
Hey, Abby, Abby, come on, now the FBI'd give him twins-
NA NSA Agent Mary
Wait a second. You can have anything you want, and you're asking for my phone number?
Carl Yes.
NA NSA Agent Mary
273-9164. Area code 415.
Carl Thanks. I'm Carl. [offers hand]
NA NSA Agent Mary
[smiles while shaking Carl's hand]
I'm Mary.
A Abbot
I'm going to be sick. Are we done here?
I want peace on earth and good will toward man.
A Abbot
Oh, this is ridiculous.
I want peace on earth and goodwill toward men.
A Abbot
We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
You're just gonna have to try.
A Abbot
All right, I'll see what I can do.
Thank you very much. That's all I ask.
