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Bishop: Carl?
Carl: [to Bernard Abbot] The, uh, young lady with the Uzi, is she single?
Bishop: Uh, you know, Carl. [sets Carl aside] Carl, this is the brass ring. Now you've got to think bigger thoughts.
Carl: I just want her telephone number, that's all. Please?
Bishop: Hey Abby, how about a lunch? You can chaperon.
Bernard Abbot: No, I will not do this. [Male NSA agents smirk]
Bishop: Hey, Abby, Abby, come on, now the FBI'd give him twins-
Abbot: NO!
NSA Agent Mary: Wait a second. You can have anything you want, and you're asking for my phone number?
Carl: Yes.
NSA Agent Mary: 273-9164. Area code 415.
Carl: Thanks. I'm Carl. [offers hand]
NSA Agent Mary: [smiles while shaking Carl's hand] I'm Mary.
Abbot: I'm going to be sick. Are we done here?
Bishop: Not yet. Whistler?
Whistler: I want peace on earth and good will toward man.
Abbot: Oh, this is ridiculous.
Bishop: He's serious.
Whistler: I want peace on earth and goodwill toward men.
Abbot: We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
Bishop: You're just gonna have to try.
Abbot: All right, I'll see what I can do.
Whistler: Thank you very much. That's all I ask.
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