Gimme a grape or an orange and none of that stinkin' rootbeer
Reggie Dunlop (Head Coach | Captain)
Paul Newman · 19 quotes
Johnny Upton
Allan F. Nicholls · 5 quotes
Joe McGrath
Strother Martin · 4 quotes
Ned Braden
Michael Ontkean · 4 quotes
Denis Lemieux
Yvon Barrette · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Reggie Dunlop (Head Coach | Captain) & Johnny Upton (3), Reggie Dunlop (Head Coach | Captain) & Ned Braden (3), Reggie Dunlop (Head Coach | Captain) & Joe McGrath (2)
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Jim Ahern [Cheifs fashion show]
I look like some sorta **** suckin ****!
I'm gonna flash them Joe! I am gonna flash them! I am gonna walk down that stinkin' aisle, I am gonna open this **** bathrobe and wiggle my dick at 'em!
You WILL not!
Johhny Upton
Yes I am Joe and you know why? Because I want you to have a heart attack and die so that we never have to do this shit again. You and your ****in' fashion shows.
You know, your son looks like a f*g to me.
Anita McCambridge I beg your pardon?
You better get re-married again, cause he's gonna wind up with someone's **** in his mouth before you can say Jack Robinson.
Anita McCambridge How dare you. How DARE you!"
[discussing penalties, in broken English]
You go to da box for 2 minutes, ya know, by yourself...you feel shame...and then you get free.
Jim Carr Uh the Chiefs are at home tonight against Hyannisport at The War Memorial at 8. Good seats are still available.
Who are these guys I never even heard of them?
C'mon Braden our line starts
Well Reg is our coach
Yeah, sure Old Time Hockey!
Like Eddie Shore
Eddie Shore yeah
Coach....our line starts?
Hey ya think they show Speed Racer here?
You guys triplets or something?
Nah, I am in the middle...Steve's 20 and Jeff's 18
Where ya from?
Iron League
The Iron League huh, lotta fights?
Nah..hey I wanna a soda
We paid for you here for a week then you gotta find a room of your own
Ok coach....Gimme a grape or an orange and none of that stinkin' rootbeer
I got a good deal on those boys. Scout said they showed a lot of promise.
They brought their ****in toys!
I'd rather have them playing with their toys than playing with themselves.
They're too dumb to play with themselves! I've done enough shitwork for today. What did you trade for them, a used puck bag? Boy, every piece of garbage that comes into the league, you gotta buy it.
Hey Hanrahan! Suzanne sucks pussy! She's a d**e! I know! I know! A lesbian! A lesbian! A lesbian!
They're ****in horrible looking
Don't look at me it was the old man's doing
What the old man trade for these assholes a used puck bag? Watch Braden he's gonna do something
Hi. Are you guys brothers?
Are you guys brothers..ha ha ha ha what a life!
Tim McCracken Dunlop, you suck ****.
All I can get.
You can't put a bounty on a man's head.
I just did.
Let 'em know you're there! Get that stick in their side, let 'em know you're there! Put some ****in' lumber in their teeth, let 'em know you're there!
Ned Braden (sarcastically): Bleed all over 'em, let 'em know you're there.