Slap Shot (1977) · 31 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Slap Shot (1977): in 4 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: Reggie Dunlop (Head Coach | Captain) (2), Johnny Upton (2)
I look like some sorta **** suckin ****!
I'm gonna flash them Joe! I am gonna flash them! I am gonna walk down that stinkin' aisle, I am gonna open this **** bathrobe and wiggle my dick at 'em!
Joe McGrath You WILL not!
Yes I am Joe and you know why? Because I want you to have a heart attack and die so that we never have to do this shit again. You and your ****in' fashion shows.
Joe McGrath You can't put a bounty on a man's head.
I just did.
Joe McGrath They've come tonight...to challenge the Chiefs, the toughest team in the Federal League. Not this...bunch of...p***ies (stomps out out locker room)
Scouts?
I look like some ****-sucking **** in this thing.
Joe McGrath Have you seen Reg or Braden?
Joe, I don't care man. Enough is enough. Nowhere in my contract does it say I gotta make a fool out of myself. Am I right?
Joe McGrath Have you seen Dunlop or Braden–
I'm gonna flash 'em, Joe!
Joe McGrath Aw, now, son...
I'm gonna walk down that stinkin' aisle, I'm gonna open up this **** bathrobe and wiggle my dick at 'em!
Joe McGrath You will not.
Yes I am, Joe, and you know why? Because I want you to have a heart attack and die so that we never have to do this shit again. You and your **** fashion shows.
Joe McGrath It's good publicity! You boys just haven't been bringing in the crowds like you used to.
I'm gonna wiggle it at 'em, you cheap bastard. I'm telling you, ya better be prepared, because when I yank it out, everybody in that audience with the exception of my wife is gonna be runnin' for the exits!
Ensemble #8, as we watch Chiefs defenseman, Johnny Upton, modelling #8...
Joe McGrath Joe McGrath, just checking on Dunlop–
[The audience can be heard screaming at Upton, who apparently flashed the crowd; McGrath slowly hangs the phone up]
