Who are these guys I never even heard of them?
Slap Shot (1977) · 31 quotes
Most-quoted character in Slap Shot (1977): in 19 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: Johnny Upton (3), Ned Braden (3), Joe McGrath (2)
C'mon Braden our line starts
More lines from Reggie Dunlop (Head Coach | Captain)
3 quotesJesus Christ, what a ****in' nightmare.
I'd like to place a personal bounty on the head of Tim McCracken. He's the coach and chief punk on that Syracuse team.
Scenes with Reggie Dunlop (Head Coach | Captain)
15 scenesYou guys triplets or something?
Nah, I am in the middle...Steve's 20 and Jeff's 18
Where ya from?
Iron League
The Iron League huh, lotta fights?
Nah..hey I wanna a soda
We paid for you here for a week then you gotta find a room of your own
Ok coach....Gimme a grape or an orange and none of that stinkin' rootbeer
You cheap sonofabitch. Those guys are r****ds.
I got a good deal on those boys. Scout said they showed a lot of promise.
They brought their ****in toys!
I'd rather have them playing with their toys than playing with themselves.
They're too dumb to play with themselves! I've done enough shitwork for today. What did you trade for them, a used puck bag? Boy, every piece of garbage that comes into the league, you gotta buy it.
Hey Hanrahan! Suzanne sucks pussy! She's a d**e! I know! I know! A lesbian! A lesbian! A lesbian!
You know, your son looks like a f*g to me.
I beg your pardon?
You better get re-married again, cause he's gonna wind up with someone's **** in his mouth before you can say Jack Robinson.
How dare you. How DARE you!"
They're ****in horrible looking
Don't look at me it was the old man's doing
What the old man trade for these assholes a used puck bag? Watch Braden he's gonna do something
Hi. Are you guys brothers?
Are you guys brothers..ha ha ha ha what a life!
Dunlop, you suck ****.
All I can get.
You can't put a bounty on a man's head.
I just did.
Let 'em know you're there! Get that stick in their side, let 'em know you're there! Put some ****in' lumber in their teeth, let 'em know you're there!
Ned Braden (sarcastically): Bleed all over 'em, let 'em know you're there.
Lard ass Barkley Donaldson,You all saw what happened. Stick down, gloves off, He challenged the Chiefs. Called us names, CALLED US NAMES! But Dave was there. Dave's a killer.
Dave's a mess.
But Dave's out. Who's gonna take his place?
Is the answer Jesus?.
Ok guys. Show us what you got![looking directly to the Hansons]
They've come tonight...to challenge the Chiefs, the toughest team in the Federal League. Not this...bunch of...p***ies (stomps out out locker room)
Scouts?
How's it going, Nick?
I'm drunk.
Nah.
I'm not bullshittin' ya. Got stinkin' shit-faced on the bus, Louise left me, and that son of a bitch over there keeps playin' me, when he knows I'm shit-faced.
Geez, I'm really sorry.
Anybody throws me against the boards, I'm gonna piss all over myself.
What are you guys doing?
Puttin' on the foil!
Every game!
Yeah, you want some?
Hey, Reg! Reg! What did you say to him?
I told him his wife was a ****.
NO!
Yeah!
Fuuuck!
Jesus Christ, no wonder he flipped his lid.
Anybody called my old lady a ****, I'd go **** bananas!
His wife is a ****!
You cheap son of a bitch. Are you crazy? Those guys are ****!
I got a good deal on those boys. Scout said they showed a lot of promise.
They brought their ****in' toys with 'em!
I'd rather have them playing with their toys than playing with themselves.
They're too dumb to play with themselves! Boy, every piece of garbage that comes into the league, you gotta buy it.
Reg... Reg, that reminds me, I was coaching in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who's a terrible masturbator. Couldn't control himself. He would get deliberate penalities so he could get all by himself in the penalty box, and damned if he wouldn't, you know... [pantomimes masturbation]
Aw, Jesus, Joe...
Now what was that again...? [continues masturbating gestures]
She underlines the **** scenes for ya? Jesus, if she underlines the **** scenes for ya, she must worship the ground you walk on.
They teach you how to underline in college.
Not the **** scenes, they don't. Braden, you gotta learn to put out more, you know what I mean?







