A character in Slap Shot (1977)

Reggie Dunlop (Head Coach | Captain) quotes from Slap Shot (1977)

Paul Newman

Most-quoted character in Slap Shot (1977): in 19 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: Johnny Upton (3), Ned Braden (3), Joe McGrath (2)

A line from Reggie Dunlop (Head Coach | Captain)

C'mon Braden our line starts

More lines from Reggie Dunlop (Head Coach | Captain)

3 quotes
Reggie Dunlop (Head Coach | Captain)

Who are these guys I never even heard of them?

Reggie Dunlop (Head Coach | Captain)

Jesus Christ, what a ****in' nightmare.

Reggie Dunlop (Head Coach | Captain)

I'd like to place a personal bounty on the head of Tim McCracken. He's the coach and chief punk on that Syracuse team.

Scenes with Reggie Dunlop (Head Coach | Captain)

15 scenes
Reggie Dunlop

You guys triplets or something?

Nah, I am in the middle...Steve's 20 and Jeff's 18

Reggie Dunlop

Where ya from?

Iron League

Reggie Dunlop

The Iron League huh, lotta fights?

Nah..hey I wanna a soda

Reggie Dunlop

We paid for you here for a week then you gotta find a room of your own

Ok coach....Gimme a grape or an orange and none of that stinkin' rootbeer

Reggie Dunlop
[after meeting the Hansons]

You cheap sonofabitch. Those guys are r****ds.

I got a good deal on those boys. Scout said they showed a lot of promise.

Reggie Dunlop:

They brought their ****in toys!

I'd rather have them playing with their toys than playing with themselves.

Reggie Dunlop

They're too dumb to play with themselves! I've done enough shitwork for today. What did you trade for them, a used puck bag? Boy, every piece of garbage that comes into the league, you gotta buy it.

Reggie Dunlop

Hey Hanrahan! Suzanne sucks pussy! She's a d**e! I know! I know! A lesbian! A lesbian! A lesbian!

Reggie Dunlop

You know, your son looks like a f*g to me.

Anita McCambridge

I beg your pardon?

Reggie Dunlop

You better get re-married again, cause he's gonna wind up with someone's **** in his mouth before you can say Jack Robinson.

Anita McCambridge

How dare you. How DARE you!"

They're ****in horrible looking

Reggie Dunlop

Don't look at me it was the old man's doing

What the old man trade for these assholes a used puck bag? Watch Braden he's gonna do something

Hi. Are you guys brothers?

Are you guys brothers..ha ha ha ha what a life!

Tim McCracken

Dunlop, you suck ****.

Reggie Dunlop

All I can get.

Reggie Dunlop

Let 'em know you're there! Get that stick in their side, let 'em know you're there! Put some ****in' lumber in their teeth, let 'em know you're there!
Ned Braden (sarcastically): Bleed all over 'em, let 'em know you're there.

Reggie Dunlop

Lard ass Barkley Donaldson,You all saw what happened. Stick down, gloves off, He challenged the Chiefs. Called us names, CALLED US NAMES! But Dave was there. Dave's a killer.

Dave's a mess.

Reggie Dunlop

But Dave's out. Who's gonna take his place?

Is the answer Jesus?.

Reggie Dunlop

Ok guys. Show us what you got![looking directly to the Hansons]

They've come tonight...to challenge the Chiefs, the toughest team in the Federal League. Not this...bunch of...p***ies (stomps out out locker room)

Reggie Dunlop

Scouts?

Reggie Dunlop

How's it going, Nick?

Nick Brophy

I'm drunk.

Reggie Dunlop

Nah.

Nick Brophy

I'm not bullshittin' ya. Got stinkin' shit-faced on the bus, Louise left me, and that son of a bitch over there keeps playin' me, when he knows I'm shit-faced.

Reggie Dunlop

Geez, I'm really sorry.

Nick Brophy

Anybody throws me against the boards, I'm gonna piss all over myself.

Reggie Dunlop

What are you guys doing?

Steve Hanson

Puttin' on the foil!

Jeff Hanson

Every game!

Jack Hanson

Yeah, you want some?

Mo Wanchuk
[After the Chiefs win on a forfeit after Reggie baited the opposing goalie into a fight, when the opponent had no other goalies available]

Hey, Reg! Reg! What did you say to him?

Reggie Dunlop

I told him his wife was a ****.

Mo Wanchuk

NO!

Reggie Dunlop

Yeah!

Mo Wanchuk

Fuuuck!

Jim Mahern

Jesus Christ, no wonder he flipped his lid.

Anybody called my old lady a ****, I'd go **** bananas!

Reggie Dunlop

His wife is a ****!

Reggie Dunlop
[after meeting the Hansons]

You cheap son of a bitch. Are you crazy? Those guys are ****!

I got a good deal on those boys. Scout said they showed a lot of promise.

Reggie Dunlop

They brought their ****in' toys with 'em!

I'd rather have them playing with their toys than playing with themselves.

Reggie Dunlop

They're too dumb to play with themselves! Boy, every piece of garbage that comes into the league, you gotta buy it.

Reg... Reg, that reminds me, I was coaching in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who's a terrible masturbator. Couldn't control himself. He would get deliberate penalities so he could get all by himself in the penalty box, and damned if he wouldn't, you know... [pantomimes masturbation]

Reggie Dunlop
[disgusted]

Aw, Jesus, Joe...

Now what was that again...? [continues masturbating gestures]

Reggie Dunlop

She underlines the **** scenes for ya? Jesus, if she underlines the **** scenes for ya, she must worship the ground you walk on.

They teach you how to underline in college.

Reggie Dunlop

Not the **** scenes, they don't. Braden, you gotta learn to put out more, you know what I mean?

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