[after meeting the Hansons]
You cheap son of a bitch. Are you crazy? Those guys are ****!
I got a good deal on those boys. Scout said they showed a lot of promise.
They brought their ****in' toys with 'em!
I'd rather have them playing with their toys than playing with themselves.
They're too dumb to play with themselves! Boy, every piece of garbage that comes into the league, you gotta buy it.
Reg... Reg, that reminds me, I was coaching in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who's a terrible masturbator. Couldn't control himself. He would get deliberate penalities so he could get all by himself in the penalty box, and damned if he wouldn't, you know... [pantomimes masturbation]
Now what was that again...? [continues masturbating gestures]
