[Russ Cargill levels a shotgun at Homer and Bart]

Hello, Homer.

So, we meet at last... whoever-you-are.

There's a couple of things they don't teach you in Harvard Business School. One is how to cope with defeat; the other is how to handle a shotgun. I'm going to do both right now.

Wait! If you kill my dad, you'll never know where the treasure is buried.

What treasure?

The treasure of... Ima Weiner!

"I'm a weiner"?

[Homer and Bart laugh]

Classic!

Well, always leave 'em laughing. Goodbye, sir.

[Cargill aims the shotgun at Homer and is about to fire, when a large rock falls on his head and knocks him out. Maggie reveals herself as the one who whacked him out.]

Maggie! What a great little accident you turned out to be!