A scene from Shrek 2001
Donkey

[Some guards are milling around. The dragon lands with a boom. The guards all get off running.] [to Dragon]

Go ahead, have some fun. If we need you, I’ll whistle. How about that? [she nods and goes after the guards] Shrek, wait, wait! Wait a minute! You wanna do this right, don’t you?

Shrek

[at the Church door]

What are you talking about?

Donkey

There’s a line you gotta wait for. The preacher’s gonna say, "Speak now or forever hold your peace." That’s when you say, "I object!"

Shrek

I don’t have time for this!

Donkey

Hey, wait. What are you doing? Listen to me! Look, you love this woman, don’t you?

Shrek

Yes.

Donkey

You wanna hold her?!

Shrek

Yes.

Donkey

PLEASE HER?!

Shrek

YES!

Donkey

Then you got to, got to try a little tenderness. The chicks love that romantic cop!

Shrek

All right! Cut it out. When does this man say the line?

Donkey

We gotta check it out.

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