Donkey
[Some guards are milling around. The dragon lands with a boom. The guards all get off running.] [to Dragon]
Go ahead, have some fun. If we need you, I’ll whistle. How about that? [she nods and goes after the guards] Shrek, wait, wait! Wait a minute! You wanna do this right, don’t you?
Donkey
There’s a line you gotta wait for. The preacher’s gonna say, "Speak now or forever hold your peace." That’s when you say, "I object!"
Shrek
I don’t have time for this!
Donkey
Hey, wait. What are you doing? Listen to me! Look, you love this woman, don’t you?
Shrek
Yes.
Donkey
You wanna hold her?!
Shrek
Yes.
Donkey
PLEASE HER?!
Shrek
YES!
Donkey
Then you got to, got to try a little tenderness. The chicks love that romantic cop!
Shrek
All right! Cut it out. When does this man say the line?
Donkey
We gotta check it out.

