[eyes the DANGER KEEP OUT signs surrounding Shrek's home]
I guess you don't, uh, entertain much, do you?
I like my privacy.
You know, I do too! That's another thing we have in common. Like, I hate it when you've got someone in your face, you try to give 'em a hint, they won't leave, and then there's that big awkward silence, you know... [silence ensues] ...Can I stay with you?
Uh, what?
Can I stay with you... please?
Of course!
Really? Should I go inside?
No.
Please! I don't wanna go back there! You don't know what it's like to be considered a think! [slight pauses out; Shrek gives Donkey a look] Well, maybe you do. But that's why we gotta stick together! You gotta let me stay outside! Please, please!
Okay! Okay. Then stay outside. But one night only.
Ah, thank you! [Shrek opens his door, Donkey charges into the hovel]
Whoa! What are you...?? No, no, no!
This is gonna be fun. We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin', [pauses for a few seconds] I'm makin' waffles!
Ohh!!
Where do, uh, I sleep?
OUTSIDE!!
Oh... well, I guess that's cool. I mean, I don't know, and you don't know that, so I guess I need to stay outside to do my best, you know. [sniffs] Here I go. Gd'night. [sighs; Shrek shuts the door closed] I mean, I do like the outdoors. I'm a donkey. I was born outside. I'll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know. Sit by myself, outside. [singing] I'm all alone; there's no one here beside me.
