“So, what's new?” – Harold, Shrek 2 ... Movie Quotes Database

Harold: So, what's new?
Fairy Godmother: [to Harold] You remember my son, Prince Charming? [shows him sitting next to her]
Harold: Charming! Is that you? My gosh, it's been years! When, uh... When did you get back?
Prince Charming: Oh, about five minutes ago, actually. [enraged] After I endured blistering winds, scorching desert, I climbed to the highest room of the tallest tower--
Fairy Godmother: [cuts him off] Tut, tut, tut. Mummy can handle this. [to Harold, using the same tone he used earlier] He endures blistering winds and scorching desert! He climbs to the highest bloody room of the tallest bloody tower, and what does he find? Some gender-confused wolf telling him that his princess... is already married!
Harold: [stammers] I mean, it wasn't my fault; He didn't get there in time.
Fairy Godmother: STOP THE CAR! [The carriage screeches to a stop] Harold... [two evil henchmen crack their knuckles as the window rolls down] You forced me to do something I really don't want to do.
Harold: [gasps] Where are we?
[It is revealed that the carriage has pulled up at a fast-food restaurant drive-thru.]
Fast-food Clerk: [cheerfully] Well, hi there! Welcome to Friar's Fat Boy. May I take your order?
Fairy Godmother: My diet is ruined! I hope you're happy. [to the fast-food clerk] Uh, okay. Two renaissance wraps, no mayo... chili rings...
Prince Charming: I'll have the medieval meal.
Fairy Godmother: One medieval meal and, Harold. Curly fries?
Harold: Oh no. No, thank you.
Fairy Godmother: Sourdough soft taco, then? What do you want?
Harold: No, really. I'm fine.
Fast-food Clerk: [gives Fairy Godmother their meals] Your order, Fairy Godmother. [also gives her a free double-headed toy axe] And this comes with the medieval meal.
Fairy Godmother: [gives the axe to Charming] Here you are, dear. [the carriage flies away] You see, we made a deal, Harold, and I assume you don't want me to go back on my part.
Harold: [sighs deeply] Indeed not.
Fairy Godmother: So, Fiona and Charming will be together.
Harold: [doubtfully] Yes.
Fairy Godmother: Oh, believe me, Harold. It's what's best, not only for your daughter.[She takes a bite of her wrap taco and talks with her mouth full] But for your kingdom.
[The carriage pulls up back at the castle and one of her henchmen shoves Harold out]
Harold: Well, what am I supposed to do about it?
Fairy Godmother: [tosses the double-headed toy axe into his hands] Use your imagination. [flies off]

Harold : So, what's new? Fairy Godmother : [to Harold] You remember my son, Prince Charming? [shows him sitting next to her] Harold : Charming! Is that you? My gosh, it's been years! When, uh... When did you get back? Prince Charming : Oh, about five minutes ago, actually. [enraged] After I endured blistering winds, scorching desert, I climbed to the highest room of the tallest tower-- Fairy Godmother : [cuts him off] Tut, tut, tut. Mummy can handle this. [to Harold, using the same tone he used earlier] He endures blistering winds and scorching desert! He climbs to the highest bloody room of the tallest bloody tower, and what does he find? Some gender-confused wolf telling him that his princess... is already married! Harold : [stammers] I mean, it wasn't my fault; He didn't get there in time. Fairy Godmother : STOP THE CAR! [The carriage screeches to a stop] Harold... [two evil henchmen crack their knuckles as the window rolls down] You forced me to do something I really don't want to do. Harold : [gasps] Where are we? [It is revealed that the carriage has pulled up at a fast-food restaurant drive-thru.] Fast-food Clerk : [cheerfully] Well, hi there! Welcome to Friar's Fat Boy. May I take your order? Fairy Godmother : My diet is ruined! I hope you're happy. [to the fast-food clerk] Uh, okay. Two renaissance wraps, no mayo... chili rings... Prince Charming : I'll have the medieval meal. Fairy Godmother : One medieval meal and, Harold. Curly fries? Harold : Oh no. No, thank you. Fairy Godmother : Sourdough soft taco, then? What do you want? Harold : No, really. I'm fine. Fast-food Clerk : [gives Fairy Godmother their meals] Your order, Fairy Godmother. [also gives her a free double-headed toy axe] And this comes with the medieval meal. Fairy Godmother : [gives the axe to Charming] Here you are, dear. [the carriage flies away] You see, we made a deal, Harold, and I assume you don't want me to go back on my part. Harold : [sighs deeply] Indeed not. Fairy Godmother : So, Fiona and Charming will be together . Harold : [doubtfully] Yes. Fairy Godmother : Oh, believe me, Harold. It's what's best, not only for your daughter. [She takes a bite of her wrap taco and talks with her mouth full] But for your kingdom. [The carriage pulls up back at the castle and one of her henchmen shoves Harold out] Harold : Well, what am I supposed to do about it? Fairy Godmother : [tosses the double-headed toy axe into his hands] Use your imagination. [flies off]