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Scott: Wallace! [Wallace wakes up hungover, and is still wearing his clothes from the previous night] Amazon.ca, what's the website for that?
Wallace: [nonchalantly] "Amazon.ca".
Scott: I have to order something really cool.
Computer: You've got mail.
Scott: Dude, this thing claims I have mail.
Wallace: [sarcastically] It's amazing what we can do with computers these days.
Scott: Dude, now I'm reading it.
Wallace: [sarcastically] So happy for you.
Scott: [reading] Dear Mr. Pilgrim, it has come to my attention that we will be fighting soon. My name is Matthew Patel, and... Blah, blah, blah, b-- Fair warning; Mano y mano, Seven evil-- Blah, blah. This is-- [alarmed] This is-- This is--
Wallace: [yanks off sweater] What??
Scott: This is boring. Dele-ete. [deletes e-mail. Wallace sees Scott sitting in front of the door]
Wallace: [incredulous] Scott, are you waiting for the package you just ordered?
Scott: Maybe.
Wallace: It's the weekend. It won't ship until Monday at the earliest.
[doorbell rings]
Scott: [jumps up] You were saying?
[Scott opens the door and is immediately pounced on by Knives]
Knives: Attack hug!!
Scott: Hey! Attack hug. That's so cute. So cute.
Knives: You don't remember? You were supposed to meet me at the bus stop a half-hour ago.
Scott: [flatly smiling] How could I possibly forget? [Scott chuckles as Knives hugs him and laughs, and Wallace falls back into bed.]


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