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[Waiting outside Knives' school.]
Wallace: I do not want to be here at all.
Scott: This school has boys, too.
Wallace: Hate you. Even I would think twice about dating a 17-year-old.
Scott: Well, she's only allowed out when the sun is up, so I wouldn't call it dating. It's more like--
Wallace: Playtime?
Scott: That doesn't sound so good, either.
Wallace: No.
Knives: Scott! [runs up to Scott and Wallace]
Scott: Hey, Knives. This is my cool, gay roommate, Wallace Wells.
Knives: Hi.
Scott: He's gay.
Knives: Oh. Do you wanna know who in my class is gay?
Wallace: Yes. Does he wear glasses?
Scott: Wallace, you go now. Begone.
Wallace: [seizing Knives by the hands, intensely] You're too good for him. Run. [walks away while Scott nervously chuckles]


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