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Wheeler: (in a Minotaur suit) Woo! Taste the beast! Stay off drugs! Minotaur!!
Danny: Drugs. Why do kids take drugs? Because they're awesome? No, maybe they just understand that life is pain and if you smoke something or take a pill it will go away for a while. I'll drink to that.
Wheeler: (in a Minotaur suit) Dude-dude-dude-dude, come on.
Danny: No, no no, no. People say "Embrace life. Enjoy life. Just do it! Live it! Rock it!" **** it! Because life is horrible. You know, I may not be so happy go lucky, but I'm a realist. Get ready to have your dreams dashed, kids, 'cause nothing's going to work out the way you think it's going to. Gin gin! By the way, this stuff's poison.


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