[the Sheriff of Nottingham has just taken the only coin out of the church's Poor Box]
Now, just a minute, Sheriff! Th-th-th-that's the Poor Box!
Sheriff It sure is, and I'll take it for poor Prince John. [chuckles] Every little bit helps.
Female Church Mouse
Ooh, you put that back!
Sheriff And His Majesty also blesses you, little sister.
You thieving scoundrel!
Sheriff [reasonably]
Now, take it easy, Friar, I'm just doing my duty.
Collecting taxes for that arrogant, greedy, ruthless, no-good Prince John?!
Sheriff [starting to lose patience]
Listen, Friar, you're mighty preachy and you're gonna preach your neck right into a hangman's noose.
GET OUTTA MY CHURCH!! [pushes the Sheriff out] Out! Out! Out! Out! [Attacking the Sheriff with a stick] You want taxes? I'll give you taxes!
Male Church Mouse
Give it to him! Give it to him, Friar!
Sheriff [Trigger blinds Friar Tuck with the hood of his coat and the Sheriff puts his head in a shackle]
You're under arrest for high treason to the crown!
