Nutsy
ONE O'CLOCK, AND ALL'S WELL!
Sheriff
[The castle clock - actually set at three o'clock - chimes] [waking up]
Nutsy, you better set your brains ahead a couple of hours.
Nutsy
Yes, sir. Uh... does that, uh, mean addin' or subtractin'?
Sheriff
Oh, let's forget it.
Nutsy
Yes, sir, Sheriff, sir! [salutes and walks away]
Sheriff
Nutsy, how can I sleep with you yelling "ALL'S WELL" all the time here?
Trigger
Sheriff, everything ain't "all's well". I got a feeling in my bones there's gonna be a jailbreak any minute--
Sheriff
[pushing his crossbow aside]
Criminently, Trigger! Point that peashooter the other way!
Trigger
Don't you worry none, Sheriff. [patting it] The safety's on old Betsy--
Sheriff
[He accidentally launches an arrow, which they are both forced to dodge as it fires and bounces around]
What in tarnation you tryin' to do, you birdbrain?! [bops Trigger on the head]
Trigger
Just doin' my duty, Sheriff!
Sheriff
Oh, you and that itchy trigger finger of yours...
